Firstery 

When something happens for the first time in history.

When Lebron scored 200 points, it was a Firstery.

Firstery by lockenload23 August 1, 2016

Firster 

Someone who enters a numerical position on a message board or social network post such as first or second but adds no meaningful insight or opinion on the original post. Statistically this will fail and makes the firster look idiotic and annoying rather than just being annoying for wasting space.

This is similar to trolling but lazier and not as creative. It's kind of like Trolling for Idiots.

The topic would go here and then the firster would post as such.

Bojeezy - FIRST!
Bukkake4me- 2nd!
Admin- Well that was informative...and creative..

Firster by sprydle April 14, 2010

Stuck in first gear 

When something just isn't performing as planned.

"Sex with my girlfriend was really bad last night. It seemed like she was stuck in first gear."

"The internet is slow today, must be stuck in first gear."

"I feel like I'm stuck in first gear today... better crank on the gnar-gnar!"

Stuck in first gear by DolphFreakinLundgren March 16, 2009

firstard 

Anyone who posts, (most commly in the comment section of a website), that says "first"....usually in the hopes that they are actually the first poster to comment of the given topic.

Post #1: First
Post #2: shut up you damn firstard, no one cares if you are first

firstard by -=JtG=- June 23, 2009

Israel-firster 

A person that places the ambitions,policies and well-being of the right-wing Israeli government over that of their country of residence, usually America. Israel is the primary concern and will always be considered before anything else. If a policy is good for Israel and bad for America it will receive unconditional support without concern for America,despite America being the country of residence *hence Israel FIRST.

A person who's loyalty and support are for Israel before or OVER America.

1. "Jimmy is a democrat and former Obama supporter, he believes Romney's policies would bankrupt America and destroy the middle-class. Jimmy has decided to vote for Romney because Netanyahu endorsed him and he believes Romney will be more supportive of Israel in every way over Obama, Jimmy still believes Obama's policies will do more to help the American economy and the average American" Jimmy is an Israel-firster

2. Congressman i voted in favor of a bill drafted by AIPAC that prevents any diplomatic communication with Iran. The congressman's job is to serve America and it's interests, by preventing diplomacy, war is all but inevitable. The majority of Americans don't support a war with Iran and would like to see a diplomatic solution to the problem, but Congressman i will receive the majority of his campaign contributions by those who support the AIPAC bill, so he votes in favor.

Congressman i is an Israel-firster

3. AIPAC. An organization who's sole purpose is to get the AMERICAN government to support every policy and ambition of the Israeli government.

AIPAC and 99% of It's members are Israel-firsters

Israel-firster by AmericanNtifada November 23, 2012

Firstifarian 

A species of internet jackass who feels the need to respond to any and all links or posts shared by other people by bragging that they've already seen the content in question.

Non-asshole: Hey everyone, check this out!

Firstifarian: pssssh, nice link dude. totes posted this on my facebook two days ago.

Firstifarian by G.Ward September 23, 2012

blame-America-firsters

- a person who blames The United States, its policies, or its people for the worlds proplem.

- A member of the blame-America-first crowd.

That loud mouth guy is a blame-America-firster.
The blame-America-firsters are fools, blind, dumb, or nuts.
That fool is always blame-America-firstering.
Those blame-America-firsters are siggering all americans with that kind of talk.

blame-America-firsters by WayMisWil1 March 19, 2008