the first thing 

A thing that happens before other things.

The first thing Sally did was eat cereal in the morning..

the first thing by Anonymous McDonalds Worker February 27, 2018

Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens that are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release.

Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

first things first 

things must be done in order of priority

Come on, First things first, prepare yourself to school then eat your breakfast

first things first by Omar Si September 4, 2014

Thigh: The First Juvenile Release #Chickenbreast #& #and #Leg. 

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Person 343: Thigh: The First Juvenile Release #Chickenbreast #& #and #Leg.

Thigh: The First Juvenile Release #Chickenbreast #& #and #Leg. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

First we drink the coffee then we do the things

This is a useful phrase for any situation. Memes depict actors or people drinking coffee, so it is applicable. One of the best is the bridge of the Starship Enterprise where Captain Kirk, Sulu, and the navigator are drinking coffee on their shift.

First we drink the coffee then we do the things. coffee

First we drink the coffee then we do the things by MyComputerMan July 16, 2017