If the instances in one's life when their oral lips had touched another object with the intention of conveying a sense of love, or when another object's oral lips had touched their body with the same intention, were listed chronologically from left to right, the instance of the first kiss would invariably be on the far left of that rather sad and pointless list.
Her first kiss occurred just after she had been washed by the midwife and handed to her red faced mother.
by Lee Solomons March 14, 2004
1. "my first kiss" - the first chronological consensual sexual mouth-to-mouth contact in a person's life. 2. "our first kiss" - the first chronological consensual sexual mouth-to-mouth contact in a relationship. past the age of 16, if you close your eyes during a first kiss and it is not because of blinding rain, sleet, shrapnel, or imminent death, then you are a loser.
"Brad said that the dinner I made us for our fourth date reminded him of his first kiss, because he took his girl to an Italian place. I asked him to tell me more, but he got quiet. He said he was sorry for bringing up that other girl from long ago, and even though I said it wasn't a big deal, he still seemed upset. He looked right into my eyes and said that since he met me, he just had stopped caring about other women completely. With a smirk I leaned over the kitchen table and stopped his stammering with our first kiss, then a lot more."
by nihil8r March 10, 2004