| 960. | house of 1000 corpses | ||
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A song by Rob Zombie from his album, The Sinister Urge. It is also the theme song to the movie he later directed. While the musical portion of the song is fairly simple, it is most notable for beginning and ending with what sound like various television or radio broadcasts detailing the carnage inside the house, with lines like "Police have identified four victims, and plan on more than just the four for the charges filed today", as well as "...a large kettle on the stove which held boiled body parts..." It is also peppered with various screams, sounds of chainsaws, and the occasional eerie voice. Overall, it is the type of song that one would not want to first listen to alone in a dark room. First Gentleman: "I do say, my good man, what music shall I select to be played during my dinner social this evening? I have looked at various selections, but I must say that they all reek of feces -- metaphorically, of course."
Second Gentlemen: "Why, I do believe I have just the song! You must have heard of musical virtuoso Robert Cummings, commonly known as Rob Zombie. His song, "House of 1000 Corpses", is just the kind of background music for your own cannibalistic proceedings tonight!" First Gentlemen: "Oh, Winston, you know me only too well. Of course I shall play that song again! I will be sure to save some sweetbreads for you this time; I know how you do like those exquisite bits of human goodness." |
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| 961. | Horatio Caine | ||
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Simply the coolest investigator in Miami, Horatio Caine is more than a man, he is a way of life with five basic rules:
1. Stand with Hands on hips 2. Place sunglasses on for dramatic effect, then remove them, and repeat (applicable inside as well as out) 3. Never fully address people by looking them in the eye, you're too cool for that. 4. Have a dramatic pause in your speech. 5. Shoot first/45 Degree turn/walk out of camera frame. This is taken from the fact that in every episode of CSI MIAMI, Horatio will do most of these things, and is a badass at being cool. It all works by combining the first four in the first few minutes of CSI MIAMI, in which Horatio will give a witty one-liner about a dead body. Afterwhich abruptly comes in the WHO "We don't get fooled again"'s scream of YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HORATIO CAINE: "You don't spend a thousand dollars on clothes... that you're never gonna wear..."
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YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH FRANK: "What are you going to do?" HORATIO "I... am going to get to the truth." YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH YELINA: "this time it was in a public place." HORATIO: "So they brought the war to us and we..." Horatio turns 45 degrees. HORATIO: "Are gonna take it to them." YEEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FRANK: "It means we got a drive by." Horatio puts sunglasses on HORATIO: "Drive by... Miami Style." YEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH FRANK: "The Jury only had one week before deliberations" HORATIO: "No need now... the verdict is in." YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FRANK: "They call it speed dating. Only cause our victim had 15 dates." HORATIO: "You know what they say Frank... Speed kills." YEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALEX: "You don't fall three storeys get up and run away." Horatio puts sunglasses on. HORATIO: "You do... (looks up) If you've got something to hide." YEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH COLEMAN: "I don't remember anything." HORATIO: "Okay, listen um... I don't want you to worry about it Mr. Coleman... because I..." Horatio puts sunglasses on. HORATIO: "I'll be you're memory." YEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FRANK: "Friends say she came to drink mojitas and catch some sun." HORATIO: "Well it looks like..." Horatio puts sunglasses on. HORATIO: "something... caught her." YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HORATIO: "So we had a... |
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| 962. | Christianity | ||
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One of the three big Abrahamic faiths. The majority of Christians follow an c.1,900 old piece of papyrus known as the New Testament. Christianity is centered around the New Testament and the teachings of Jesus of Nazareth.
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Opinion on Christianity: I find Christianity to the worst religion to follow, if one must follow a religion in the first place. The birth of Christianity led to the demise of millions of people over a period of approx. 2,000 years. Christianity is possibly the most shrouded, unknown, and controversial religion of all time. A religious faith is meant to better the lives of people, but clearly for the vast majority of humans on this planet, Christianity has not. The Crusades are but one of many series of incidents that have been negatively incited due to the conception of Christianity. Christianity is engulfed in lies, murder, and deception. It is almost miraculous how so many misguided, brain-washed people consistently follow this ridiculous religion generation after generation after generation. It is almost as if they cannot differentiate between reality and the erroneous beliefs spewed out by the Judeo-Christian lie machine. The metaphysics in Christianity also bears discrepancies such as everything else in the Bible. Discrepancy after discrepancy after discrepan... |
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| 963. | player(true definition) | ||
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alright the real definition player, which was originally used when playing the field(where all the females dwell)(having game). not only using the females for sex, with having more than one partner at a time, pretending you like them, just making them feel special, which in return they will break you off(spend money, cook, clean, anything to keep the stable owner happy), but not to be confused as pimp (which is selling them bitches to the street, escort service or whore house, then collect). also a true player even when caught having others, still has the game(skills in telling females what they wanna hear), to have that female comeback and forget about the fact she truly gotten played. a true player would make a girl also feel guilty if she hasnt been satisfying(sexually, financially, material like, even talking to other guys). a true player would have as many females as needed, have 2-3 females helping paying the bills, 4 females who are the best in bed, all that cook well and clean the spot, now thats how its done son. which the ones who envy, try cockblocking(intervening on ones game), whether telling his females that dudes a player or dude is using you, etc. are just a straight player hater. life in a player(true definition)
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in the club scene: player(josh)-hey whats up girl whats youre name? girl-christine and you? josh-my names josh, so tell me something about you? christine-yacks all night pretend you listen to all of it(but make sure she can cook, has a nice job, how she treats her man)(15-20 mins later), so josh im gonna get me a drink what you want? josh-some hennessy and coke christine-alright baby be right back josh(goes to the bathroom, calls up his other bitches that been blowing up his phone while in the club, to deal with them and set things straight then goes back to the table) christine-hey heres youre drink player hater(fred)-damn josh how many girls you gonna talk to? josh-if you wanted to talk to this female so bad, why didnt you just snatch her up. fred(tries to tell her how im a big bad player, etc) while josh just chills waiting for a reaction) christine-arent you going to defend yourself josh-my friend is just drunk and jealous that im with a beautiful female like yourself, hes just upset that i had the balls to speak to you first christine-awwww, how sweet, how about another drink, before i leave josh-sure, how about i walk with you this time christine-says well im gonna go its getting late, gotta work at the hospital early in the morning(its only 11pm) josh-it was nice meeting you christine, can i get youre phone number(remember to put it in youre cellphone under her name so you wont forget it, fucking up someones name... |
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| 964. | mantrap | ||
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A mantrap, in modern world, means a small room that is encased or made-of metal, and contains two or more doors. The principal rule is that both doors cannot be open at the same time.
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If a person needs to access a facility, he must access it through a mantrap. He might use a keycard to open the first door, then enter the mantrap and close the door behind him, and only then he can enter his personal PIN (for an example, could be biometric as well) which, if entered correctly, will open the second door. Failure to enter the PIN code, or trying to force either of the doors open, will trigger an alarm. An intercom system will be activated, and an announcer will notify that a guard-team has been dispatched to clear the solution, and apprehend the suspect to the police. Such "boxes" usually also contain tailgate-prevention technologies, so that only one person can enter at a time. In history, mantraps could also cause deadly forces at the intruder, possibly by using a sleeping-gas, impaling spikes or emitting a high-energy noise. Such are illegal today. Mantraps are very scary to the people who rarely use them. The smell, the sounds... And when you enter a mantrap, the silence is somewhat disturbing. There's a set amount of time in which you need t... |
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| 965. | geeked up | ||
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first of all, you can get geeked up from many differnt drugs including; meth, cocaine, ecstasy.
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the feeling of being geeked up includes; talking rapidly, talking an excessive amount, not feeling the need for food or sleep. usually your senses are stronger, and your heart beats faster. some people may shake, get hot, sweat etc. here's something most people don't think about when they get geeked up. geek drugs like cocaine, ice, etc. have come downs which is when the drug starts to wear off. this feeling can make some people want to commit suicide, cry, and sometimes just break down. if you are suicidal it's not in your best intrest to mess with any sort of drug, besides weed. the time period that you are geeked up, depends on the drug, meth can last up to about 2 days. cocaine lasts around 45 m... |
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| 966. | unfuck | ||
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This is less a definition and more an example of the historical use of the word "unfuck" from my personal experience. True story. The example should be self explanatory but some background is in order. I was probably one of the youngest sergeants in the USMC with almost two years in grade on the 4th of July 1970. I was about halfway through my second tour in Vietnam. We just returned from an 8-day patrol and had some time off. About ten of us headed down to the beach where we celebrated the 4th by drinking, smoking, shooting off some 300 or so pop flares, a few thousand rounds of M-60 tracer rounds, I made some firecrackers from C4 and det chord. Still had one of those left when I noticed our fire out and wood supply depleted. Being the resourceful ranking Marine I used my leadership skills to point out the adjacent USO and its ample wood supply. There must have been forty to fifty picnic tables. Huge ones that were made out of some damn fine lumber and they made a damn fine bonfire. We did them all over the next few hours, four to five added as needed to spark things up. I felt like a real patriot. Hungover, and as ranking member of the pinic table assualt team, I was called on the carpet next morning where my CO and First Shirt were giving me some 'feedback' on my leadership skills. When I laughed at them accusing me of signalling the enemy, for some reason they got really mad. First Shirt bumps up next to me and with his lips next to my ear he yells, "You best unfuck your attitude. You can fly with the nightowl if you want but you best be ready to scream with the Eagle in the morning."
True story and just one of many contexts in which the versatile "unfuck" adds value to your formal command of the English language. |
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