The manliest man on Earth:
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.

Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.

"One time I was with Norris in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Norris goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Chuck Norris! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'ChuckNorris' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"

People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Archeologists in India recently uncovered a new dinosaur. It’s actually many dinosaurs but one is in the middle of all the others. The one in the middle is believed to have killed the others with a single roundhouse kick to the face. The archeologists wanted to call it ChuckNorrisaurs but the Indian government changed the name to Himotosaurous because it’s simply not possible for Mr. Norris to be killed.

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.

Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face.

Dinosaurs went extinct b...

Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, was the scourge of the Jedi, a master of the dark side of the Force, and one of the Emperor's most trusted servants. He wasn't always a fearsome enforcer, however.
He began life as Anakin Skywalker, a young slave from Tatooine skilled in piloting and strong in the Force. Anakin's very origins are mysterious. His mother, Shmi, revealed that there was no biological father. Inexplicably, she became pregnant with the Force-prodigy and carried him to term. Some among the Jedi believed this to be part of an ancient prophecy of a Chosen One, willed into life by the midi-chlorians, who would bring balance to an increasingly darkening Force. There was another possibility, though. The child could have been the creation of sinister Sith manipulations, as the Dark Lords Darth Plagueis and Darth Sidious conspired to bring about the perfect apprentice by coaxing life from lifelessness.

Once discovered by maverick Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn, Anakin was taken before the Jedi Council to be trained. There was some controversy on the subject -- despite Jinn's adamant assurances that Skywalker was one spoken of in the prophecy, the council was hesitant to allow his training at the age of nine.

Finally, the Council agreed that Anakin should be trained, and he was assigned to Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi. Kenobi recklessly thought that he could be as skillful a master as Yoda. His mistakes had dire consequences for the galaxy.

Skywalker was seduced b...

Behind a curtain of secrecy lurked Darth Sidious, a mysterious Sith Lord and puppet-master of the tumultuous events that brought an end to the Republic. The Sith order had been extinct for a millennium, yet somehow, two survived -- the Master Darth Plagueis and his apprentice, Darth Sidious. Plagueis, the wise, was an adept of some of the most arcane and unnatural applications of the Force. As Sidious described, Plagueis had uncovered a path to immortality through the manipulation of the dark side of the Force. Plagueis could, it was said, coax the midi-chlorians present in all living cells to create life from nothingness.
But for a Sith, immortality was a futile pursuit. The secretive Sith order counted upon the death of a master and the rise of an apprentice to further itself. True to tradition, Sidious killed Plagueis upon learning his Master's secrets. It was then that Sidious took an apprentice, who would eventually become Darth Maul. Maul would be Sidious' blunt instrument, his deadly weapon to carry out his plans while he remained in the shadows, conspiring to take over the Republic in its waning years.

Sidious arranged for the cowardly Neimoidians to brazenly blockade and invade the peaceful planet of Naboo in protest over increased taxation from the senate. Sidious never contacted the Neimoidians directly. Instead, he relied on holographic communication. Such long distance transmissions coupled with obscuring dark robes kept his identity and location a secret...

A respected Jedi on par with the venerable Yoda, Mace Windu was a senior member of the Jedi High Council. His wisdom and experience were legendary, and his words carried great weight. In the later years of the Republic, Windu spent most of his time in the Jedi Temple of Coruscant. He regularly conferred with Yoda and the ten other members of the Council, contemplating the very nature of the Force and the affairs of the Jedi Knights.
Windu was well schooled in Jedi philosophy and history. He knew of the ancient prophecy of the Chosen One who would return balance to the Force. When maverick Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn approached the Council with a prospective candidate to fulfill that prophecy, Windu was hesitant. With reservations, he agreed that the child, Anakin Skywalker, could be tested for Jedi potential.
Though Anakin had the highest midi-chlorian count on record, and indeed showed great potential, the Council and Windu decided that he was not to be trained. He was too old to begin the life of a Jedi. After Qui-Gon's death, the Council rescinded their original decision, and granted Obi-Wan Kenobi permission to train Anakin Skywalker. Still, Windu fostered a mistrust of Skywalker, feeling that he was too powerful for his age and too unpredictable.
Windu, a diplomat by nature, believed in the power of words over action. But as the galaxy found itself increasingly fragmented by the rise of a powerful secessionist movement, he grew to question some of his firmest held b...

A newer form of saying "Fuck You", often found in the gaming community. The word was first spoken publically in a Jedi Knight: Jedi Outkast server. A player had said "Fuck You" and was asked to watch their language. Another player then remarked that he should say "Fudge You" instead so that he would no longer be yelled at for swearing. Finally, a player most well-known as BigPapaJ, decided to take it one step further commenting that "Fudge You" is also known as "Fud j00". And thus "Fud j00" was born.

one of the first rap groups ever created, in the late 1970's. lead mc d-wig is credited with inventing the jheri curl. salvizzle and d swizz are also members. Biography-after a 10 year bid on rikers island for a drive by shooting, d wig returned to the streets to perfect his skills on the mic. Selling everything from crack to angel dust, d wig made it out the hood and burst onto the rap scene with his first single, "I Pack a Glock in the Phat Farms". They appeared on classic albums such as 'Illmatic' , 'The Chronic' and 'Liquid Swords'. Their debut album, 'The Salvizzle Show', received 5 mics from The Source.

The Hustlaz have recorded various tracks with Mario Rosario, a.k.a. Brockton's Finest. They also recorded a rap/rock cd with rock band JCBC.

Collabos/Singles
-"Packin Skoal, Cops on Patrol" - 2005

Beefs - Rival Tritown clik Playback recorded a diss track directed at Salvizzle in the mid 90's. The Hustlaz responded with their own track, "T-Field 187", and the violence escalated. Over a 10 year period, over 30 members of both groups were shot in an eruption of gang violence. It wasn't until Louis Farrakhan intervened that they were able to call off the war.

-An underground track by Mario Rosario appeared on a DJ Whoo Kid mixtape in 1998. It was said to contain shots at the Hustlaz, but they never responded. A month later Mario was found shot to death in his Brockton studio.

The Aftermath
-D-Wig's career was destroyed in a battle with rap legends Dr. ...

one of the first rap groups ever created, in the late 1970's. lead mc d-wig is credited with inventing the jheri curl. salvizzle and d swizz are also members. Biography-after a 10 year bid on rikers island for a drive by shooting, d wig returned to the streets to perfect his skills on the mic. Selling everything from crack to angel dust, d wig made it out the hood and burst onto the rap scene with his first single, "I Pack a Glock in the Phat Farms". They appeared on classic albums such as 'Illmatic' , 'The Chronic' and 'Liquid Swords'. Their debut album, 'The Salvizzle Show', received 5 mics from The Source.
D-Swizz and Salvizzle grew up on the same block in the Marcy projects. They met D-Wig at a Public Enemy concert. After their talent was recognized by rap mogul Russell Simmons, they signed a multimillion dollar 5-album deal.

Career Paths
D-Wig was an actor and model for the early part of his life. He appeared in "Juice", Menace II Society", "Boyz N The Hood", and "South Central".

The Hustlaz have recorded various tracks with Mario Rosario, a.k.a. Brockton's Finest.

Collabos/Singles
-"Packin Skoal, Cops on Patrol" - 2005

Beefs - Rival Tritown clik Playback recorded a diss track directed at Salvizzle in the mid 90's. The Hustlaz responded with their own track, "T-Field 187", and the violence escalated. Over a 10 year period, over 30 members of both groups were shot in an eruption of gang violence. It wasn't until Louis Farrakhan intervened that they w...