This saying originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. It was first used when discussion the unfortunate actions of a particular young man's friends.
"Stop being such a cock gumball."
"I'll be a cock gumball."
My jeans were stuck to my pimpled nut...due to my cock gumball.
|51.||Discombobulated Cock Top|
The head of a un-circumcized penis. Quite sickening to look at and for a girl, it must feel like a big chunk of beef jerky in her mouth while giving head to someone with a Discombobulated Cock Top.
"I went down on my boyfriend for the first time over the weekend, and when i un-did his trousers....out popped a discombobulated cock top. I puked all over it, then left."
|52.||cock push ups|
Its where you fucking lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground. It may seem impossible at first, that your cock can't support your whole weight, but over time it can. you can only really do one, but one is all you need. This helps you get ready for when you become attractive to the ladies.
KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
JB: Well not at first...
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need
-Tenacious D's skit "Cock Pushups"
n. A general insult to someone for any sort of situation in which you are annoyed with them.
A little note on the oragin of the word cockbite...
Cock Bite was first used in red vs blue, and the makers of this popular webseries (filmed in the halo maps) call their group rooster teeth.
Rooster = Cock, and Teeth = Bite.
From this, they created the insult Cock Bite from the name of their own company.
See Rooster Teeth and Red vs Blue
Idiot! You just killed Church! Damn you Cock Bite!
|54.||Cock Gobbling Cum Guzzler|
One who partakes in the gobbling of cock usually followed by guzzling the newly produced cum.
At first, i doubted. But after i saw nino gobbling cock and guzzling the cum, i knew he was a cock gobbling cum guzzler.
A dangerous impedement to getting pussy which can rear it's ugly head in many different forms and situations. To categorize a few...more...
1) The Third Wheel - A friend of the chick you are trying to get who doesn't want to leave her side, and will not until your target says otherwise.
2) The Lame Duck - When trying to get a slutty girl, a lame duck may be another individual who knows the sluts reputation, and is hanging around her, but is either bogged down in their efforts to spit game, or downright wasting her and your time by not getting any, but instead keeping the slut company.
3) Rich People - Sometimes at a party, those ridiculously rich white kids come down, and since most girls are attracted to money, they start hanging around them. Of course, most rich people who come down to urban parties are there for a bigger reason... to do oxycontin, cocaine, and other garbage and get our females hooked onto it. Definately one of the worst.
4) The Ex - If your potential mate has an Ex-Boyfriend somewhere in the premises, things can get ugly if he's the hothead type. Thankfully, I'm a Marine and could careless about a civilian, but for other people who aren't deadly weapons by la...
v. The further action of a cock block, it is the action of cock blocking someone, and then adding further disgrace by having intercourse with the girl that the first male was planning to have intercourse with. It can also be expanded through the addition of further 'counter's or 'anti's.
n. One who commits or has committed the act of counter-cocking.
1. I was chilling with this phat biatch the other night, hoping to score, and this punk-ass bastard walked in and started to fuck her right in front of me! I just couldn't believe how fast I got counter-cocked.
1. (alternate) So this bastard tried to counter-cock me, but the bitch I was about to screw moved towards me. The bastard got mad counter-counter-cocked.
2. After the prostitute was screwed by the random guy who walked in, he was nicknamed the counter-cock.