A forceful head-first lunge into the chest of unexpecting victim, invented by the great Zinedine Zidane and unveiled to the world in spectacular fashion during the 2006 World Cup Final in Germany.

Resulting in quiet satisfaction without the messiness of the more conventional head-butt.

Rewarded by a straight red card.

A phrase/ mental disorder which discribes the social immaturity displayed by women(ages 14-19) with flat chest. It's usually diagnosed by a friend or first time aqaintance who notices certain idiosynchrasies that display annoyance, or in gereral over compensation.

Victims of FCS often display narcissism, or self-centeredness; They often try to compensate by trying to be intellectually superior or catty.

It's often grown out of but the long term effects can only heal with time.

Having a huge amount of chest hair protruding from one's shirt. The Chest wig is cousin to chest carpet, but more so due to the fact that the wig is used as a means to get laid, first and foremost. See Chest Wiggins in Facebook.

A huge amount of chest hair protruding from one's shirt. The Chest wig is cousin to chest carpet, but more so due to the fact that the wig is used as a means to get laid, first and foremost.

Describes being surrounded by people who are less-than-brilliant.

Proper usage depends on where you are located in relation to the others in the group.

See: 'First Chest'

people who think they started the new trend, take pictures at 75 degree angels, who think its cool to say nigga, lolz, kthnxbai, or WoWzErS. one day you shit on someones chest. then you tell someone. then someone else does it. and tells someone. then people start calling it the SCENE and start shiting on other peoples chests

Circular pattern of chest hair around the nipples on a dark-haired white guy. Usually when the chest hair is only around the nipples. Named for the way it resembles a panda's dark eyespots on a white background.