Confused firemen 

def: female strippers when they're dancing on the pole and look like confused firemen, as Bo Burnham (an incredibly awesome comedian/lyrical genius) explained it.

Person 1: Dude, that stripper grinding that pole right now looks like she has no clue what she's doing.

Person 2: Yea. Pole dancers usually look like confused firemen.

Confused firemen by cinnamoncaramel May 14, 2011

Gay firemen 

Guys whose Earthly occupation is a preview ot their eternal fate

The San Francisco gay firemen squad see God's punishment for their sodomy, but they still don't repent.

Gay firemen by queensburykid August 1, 2022

Facebook Fireman

This is a person who works for the Fire Department and at every opportunity this person is posting on Facebook about everything they have ever done while on duty. This is because they are not very good at the job, so they need all of the "pats on the back" from their other fake "friends" on Facebook.

"Dave is totally a Facebook Fireman."

Facebook Fireman by NYCFF July 18, 2012

Fireman 

FIREMAN is an electronic artist, DJ, and guitarist. FIREMAN is known for his heavy bass music, DJ show and futuristic respirator helmet.

-"That new FIREMAN song is so lit, Ralph spontaneously combusted at my house party."
-"See you at the club tonight, FIREMAN is gonna melt your face."

Fireman by dontsilencethelambs January 17, 2019

california fireman

when a married fireman has secret homosexual sex with another married fireman.

"I'm sorry, I'm just not interested."

"it's ok, I'm married too. everyone here is a California fireman."

california fireman by alwaysonduty August 28, 2013

firemans troff 

A Whore that fucks Firmen,for 75 pence

"You dirty firemans troff go sell yourself for 75p"

firemans troff by Rhodesia is still here May 4, 2008

Firemender 

A common world of warcraft mage that does not know how to play, no matter how good his gear is.

raid memeber: Dude, we killed that boss so fast.
Raid leader: No thanks to that fail mage Firemender.
Firemender: Hey im full heroic gear now!

Firemender by themoonman October 12, 2012