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Cartman's official way of saying penis, cause if doesn't call it a fireman he gets a spanking from his slut mom. So its a better way to call a penis and your parents won't know. And you won't get a spanking
Cartman: Yes the fireman is very magical, if you rub his helmet he spits in your eye.
by Kenny Lover, don't die October 17, 2007
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A true hero in any community, culture or race
Unike police, teachers or goverment leaders it is actully cool to be a fire man
by Dakota Charles September 19, 2006
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What all Policemen and children want to be when they grow up.
Police Officer: Boy Chief when i grow up i wanna be a Fireman.

Police Chief: You should have dreams, but kid don't shoot so high.
by slFyrfighter February 03, 2010
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Don't tell no one'bout the fireman, he sells the best shit around here.
by Kanaan November 09, 2005
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A couple lights the females pubes on fire, and then in a combined effort, they have to fuck hard enough to put out the flames. Time is of the essence as burning of both parties is a risk. Redefining fire crotch
When a pyro decides that he needs more fun in his love life. After the orgasm, and you need a second adrenalin rush, where else is there to turn? He then performs the fireman to give him the extra burst to truly satisfy.
by ze fireman July 18, 2009
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A game where one lights something on fire, and attempts to put it out by pissing all over said object, as seen on South Park.
Person 1: You wanna play fireman?
Person 2: What's that?
P1: We put out a fire with our wieners.
P2: Let's go put out the teacher!
by Beck Runnerman February 26, 2008
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On South Park, it is a penis.
Max's fireman is less than .000000001mm long.
by William Chan October 22, 2003
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