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When your penis is on fire cause you done a girl with STD's
Man I have firedick! I should'nt have done her my dick is on fire!
by Josh Folden January 26, 2008
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when a girl is giving you deep throat and you go too deep causingl her to throw up and the stomach acids make your wang to turn red and burn.
guy talking to friend: "dude lisa through up on my wang and it made it turn red and burn and she sad it was like a fire dick.
by kyleTITS November 27, 2007
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Bluelighters. The people who will run you off the road to get to the burning building first only to stand around with their Firedick buddies, grab-assin each other, and just getting in the goddamn way of things once they get there.

Their not really detectives (dicks), rather dickheads with road rage who do more damage than good.
Did you see what Billy Bob did to my car? Ran me off the road enroute to a fire and I slammed into a mailbox just making way for this firedick to get through. The front end of my car is fucked and all they did was save the foundation of the building.
by Colon Bowel October 14, 2009
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Nasty crap that comes out of your dick that burns like hell. The main cause are loose ass hoes, sluts! It may take a long time to know if you have fire dick.
That bitch burned me, she gave me Fire Dick! :-(
by Jared Wolf February 04, 2006
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The feeling you get when you jerkoff for to long and you start to chaif your shaft
Hey mom I think I have firedick
by Soggy January 18, 2017
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