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FIREMAN is an electronic artist, DJ, and guitarist. FIREMAN is known for his heavy bass music, DJ show and futuristic respirator helmet.
-"That new FIREMAN song is so lit, Ralph spontaneously combusted at my house party."
-"See you at the club tonight, FIREMAN is gonna melt your face."
Fireman by dontsilencethelambs January 17, 2019

california fireman

when a married fireman has secret homosexual sex with another married fireman.
"I'm sorry, I'm just not interested."

"it's ok, I'm married too. everyone here is a California fireman."

firemans troff 

A Whore that fucks Firmen,for 75 pence
"You dirty firemans troff go sell yourself for 75p"

fireman that ho 

When you are having sex with a person/getting jacked off or getting head; right before you cum you pull out and nut all over their forehead to the breasts and back to the forehead. This is not a beginner level sex move; it takes several years of practice to master and not to mention a lot of fucking cum!!!

**You must have Firefighter level 1 & 2 certification to do this, if not do not try this you will get hurt!!
Yo son my man fireman that ho last night and her mom too!

All my man talks about is firemaning me everynight.
fireman that ho by EdwardBerry December 26, 2007

fireman's blanket 

Descriptive term, referring to laying a piece of toilet tissue on the water thus preventing splash back once a turd has been pinched out.
He layed the fireman's blanket, protecting himself from the inevitable soaking in the wake of his crap.

torcanoquake blizvalanche fireicane bees 

It’s coming to your town. What are you going to do about it? Absolutely nothing. You are doomed. Unless, you have prepared for this exact disaster. And it's called a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane Bees.
This natural phenomenon is a mixture of seven natural disasters. It is incredibly dangerous, when it strikes land it is extremely deadly.
They will say that it is just a regular tornado, and urge you too take shelter underground if at all possible. However, what they don’t tell you, is that it will Draw from the crevices of the earth, magma, and flames from the earth’s core and from its volcanoes, spinning fire into it’s deadly twist, making it, a Torcano.
A series of earthquakes are detected within the torcano, causing a Torcanoquake. The torcanoquake will collect major flurries of snow, resulting in a massive blizzards and devastating avalanches. This is called a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche. This disturbance, will cause the ocean to react with a similar anger to the Torcanoquake Blizvalanche, and a hurricane larger than it was ever thought possible, will roam the land.This of course, is refered to as, Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane. There will also be bees. How many bees you ask? All of them.

Torcanoquake blizvalanche fireicane bees.
"Oh no! Its a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane Bees!"