Croatian Fire Brigade 

When you are your 2 best bros head to single cubicle bathroom and urinate everywhere but the toilet bowl, then send you next best bro to go drink the sweet nectar from the piss laden toilet bin.

Bro 1: Hey bro we should go and drench that fire in the bathroom.
Bro 2: I'll call the Croatian Fire Brigade.
Bro 3: Lemme grab a straw.

Croatian Fire Brigade by Bro 100 July 30, 2022

Ceaser's Fire brigade

1) When the government or government officals destroys your property or assets and you have to pay for any damages, repairs, legal costs and any further government taxes to do with said property or assets.

2) Where the government legally aquires your property without permission and destroys it in order to make way for a highway or another government owned structure.

This word was made famous when Marcus Licinius Crassus who came from a wealthy roman family created the first fire brigade in Rome and would have hundreds of men on hand to help put out the flames. Unfortunatly the firemen refused to help without gaining at least a third of the price of the property, these deals were usually made whilst the property was burning.

Augustus Ceaser adopted this Idea and built his own fire brigade where he would burn down other peoples properties and then claim them as damaged goods which could be legally aquired by Augustus Ceaser.

Government: Excuse me sir we have aquired your home to make way for a highway with tolls

Joe Blow: What Ive been living on this land for fifty years you can't do that

Government: Is it a bird is it plane, no It's Ceaser's Fire brigade now piss off.

Ceaser's Fire brigade by blashada October 18, 2012

Fire brigade

When twelve men circle a woman while jacking off and light her on fire at the same moment they climax and put out the fire with their jizz

Man we gave that hoe one hell of a fire brigade.

Fire brigade by Dr. Fluffelnutz PhD May 19, 2014

Fire brigade

gang bang consisting of only red headed females and 1 black man with a giant hose.

bro did you here taylor had a fire brigade yesterday

Fire brigade by Roundyismybitch October 14, 2025