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firebreathing dragon 

A dude is getting some hummer action from a chick, and he decides to blow his load into her mouth without her knowing when. When he shoots his seed into her mouth and down her throat he also gives her a swift punch to the neck. This swift punch causes her to cough/gag on the jizzbomb, the cough/gag in turn forces the cumbubble up her nasal pasage and out her nose. The final effect of this devastating move looks like a fire breathing dragon, that is if fire was indeed a guys hot spermatoza.
That fucking slut cheated on me so i gave her the fire breathing dragon while she was all over my choad.
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firebreathing fagcicle

someone who is lazy and often does nothing. sleeps, eats, and plays world of warcraft. he spacializes in pooping and cutting meat. hm. often doesnt shower for weeks at a time and has to be beat up and pushed in the bthroom in order to take one and then he STILL comes out for a ciggerette. often farts in peoples faces in bowling alleys finds it funny while people call him a fag while he dances to "girls just wanna have fun." if you meet one of these their name may often adam,
"you see that guy over there"
"yea he has greasy hair, looks fat, eats alot, and just fatrted in the little kids face."
"wow. whatta firebreathing fagcicle."

fire breathing bitch queen 

a quote from the throne of glass book used to describe a fucking bad ass queen
damn she just burned him so bad she’s such a fire breathing bitch queen

alaskan fire breathing dragon

when the guy shits and jizzes in the girls mouth and then ducktapes her mouth shut and tickles her untill it comes out of her nose and burns.
i gave ur mom a alaskan fire breathing dragon last night and she's pretty beat up.

fire breathing manatee 

when you are cumming in a girl's pussy and she randomly has her period and backfires your cum onto your cock, ruining a perfectly good and well earned orgasm.
Hey mom! I was about to get my bitch pregnant when she went all fire breathing manatee on my penis.

Fire breathing bitch queen 

She's a straight cunt and you never want to come across her path. She will eat your soul alive.
Damn bro I was talking to this girl and she was a real fire breathing bitch queen.

fire-breathing vagina 

A vagina that gives the best sex until after the orgasm. It then proceeds to shoot fire out of itself and burn away any of your manhood.
I was just done fucking her when her pussy started shooting out fire. Now i'm a she.