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Pagan Fire Eater

The pinnacle of all sports teams both on and off the field, and one helluva dotball team.
Just when you think you got them figured out... BAM!!! They kick it up a notch just like Emeril.
The most dedicated Oceania team ever (besides the Incinerators, but who's counting?)
The Kai have long dreamed of becoming Pagan Fire Eaters, and CPL loldoters are jealous too.
Pagan Fire Eater by Bort's Multi December 11, 2009
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fire eater 

One who eats red-headed bitches' pussies.
Jessica Chastain got eaten out by a real fire eater.
fire eater by Jizzstick November 11, 2017

Fire-Eater 

In reference to a person (usually female) who smokes a lot of weed, typically with a bong. Jargon similar to 'space cowboy'
Girl 1: *sniff sniff* lol good morning Fire-Eater, damn lil early for a wake and bake don't you think?

Girl 2: *smirk* never ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ถ ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ

EARTH FIRE WIND WATER HEART 

5 words in that order create the ultimate environmental friendly human being...
EARTH FIRE WIND WATER HEART
Everyone: Go Planet.

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet

earth, wind & fire

Damn good old school disco/pop group. Makes you wonder what has happened to black music, which, for the most part, has been bastardized by shitty southern snap crap. Who can forget the uplifting lyrics, speaking of love, loss of love, and just feeling good? And no I'm not some old hardass trying to reminisce! I'm a teen who stumbled upon this good shit.

"Do you remember the 21st night of september?
Love was changing the minds of pretenders
While chasing the clouds away

Our hearts were ringing
In the key that our souls were singing.
As we danced in the night,
Remember how the stars stole the night away"
-September, by Earth, Wind & Fire.

"Sheโ€™ll dance in your lap until your ready to pop

She always ready, when you want it, she want it
Like a nympho,"
-50 Cent

'Nuff said hip-pop bitches

earth, fire, water, air (lays) 

A funny meme which plays on the air to potato chip ratio of a packet of Lays potato chips. Many people have criticised Lays for the lack of actual chips in their packets (70% air, 30% actual potato chips) So, the person behind this did a pretty good job portraying this.
Avatar: Earth, Fire, Water, Air!
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: Wait! Maybe you should whisper Lays after you've said that!
Avatar: What the hell is that?
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: It's a very funny meme. It's based on the fact that Lays scams us by giving us 70% air and 30% actual potato chips in a packet.
Avatar: Come on, that's stupid.
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: Boy, if you wanted to get fired that easily, you just could've asked...
Avatar: N..n..no! Please! Oh, I'll do it!
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: That's the spirit! Now, action!
Avatar: earth, fire, water, air (lays)
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: Perfect!

i can't eat FIRE ! 

a comment to those "asbestos mouthed" folks that MUST have their coffee or "pie" ('za) 6000ยฐ !!
the skin in my mouth has THANKED me for stopping doing that shit , and having burned tissue in my mouth for DAYS!
aren't you going to eat your slices ?? (response:) i can't eat FIRE !
he chug-a-lugged his bucky-wuckie's coffee right down !! -whatever! , i can't eat FIRE !