Looks like [his] face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel 

Description of an ugly person.

He looks like his face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel! I fell off my bike. Twice.

Looks like [his] face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel by mockschmock December 8, 2006

Face like a tub of fire-damaged Lego

A person so exceptionally ugly that you want to be sick when you see them

“oh my god Walsh! That skank you pulled last night was so messed up, she had a face like a tub of Fire damaged lego. Sick b*tch”

Face like a tub of fire-damaged Lego by Hai Sundera January 28, 2005

facebook fire hydrant 

When you have a facebook account and someone, usually a signifcant other, or someone that wants to be held in a higher postion in your pecking order feels the need to post, like, or make comments on your facebook page constantly in order to "mark their territory".

Akin to a dog "marking his/her territory" like a fire hydrant with urine.

Dennis: "I hung out with Shannon the other weekend and we had a good time."

Dennis: "But, she's left several comments and posts on my facebook page since then, it's kind of annoying."

Jeremy: "Archetypal facebook fire hydrant my friend..."

facebook fire hydrant by Timothy Wizard Tebow December 17, 2011

faced the fire

When one hooks up with, or more specifically, goes down on a red haired person, i.e. a ginger, or fire crotch.

He removed his pants and before I knew it, I had faced the fire.

faced the fire by GendelA August 31, 2010

Facebook Fire

Posting or commenting on Facebook with the intention of starting a written altercation.

"I just read that they found DNA that shows Jesus was black."

You're starting a Facebook Fire.

Facebook Fire by Dey-ron June 21, 2014