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A humorous way to say "penis". This term also refers to the fact that a fire extinguisher squirts water to put out fire, and so could someone's penis by urinating.
Someone: "What's that bulge on your pants?"
Funny guy: "It's my fire extinguisher!"

A douchebag throws a cigarette on a dry ground
Someone: Hey, this could start a fire!
Funny guy: "Luckily, I brought my fire extinguisher with me" then whips out his penis and urinates on the cigarette.
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While having sex...get to the point of ejaculation. Quickly pull out and strike a match to light her pubes on fire. Ejaculate on the pubes and extinguish the flame!
The fire extinguisher rewetted me from the fire!
by Firefighter2000 November 30, 2006
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When a male touches the burning end of a lit match to the tip of his penis as he begins to ejaculate, extinguishing the flame with his cemen while feeling a unique pleasure.
The writer of the entry for "Fire Extinguisher" strongly recomends that readers do not attempt to perform a Fire Extinguisher.
by YesitwasactuallyJC August 14, 2006
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When a male and female are engaging in unprotected sex. The female is a red head with a fire crotch. The male pulls out close to the climax and ejaculates all over the womens firery red pubes. Thus, extinguishing the overwhelming fire.
Women- UHHHHH dont forget to pull out!

Man- Ya, ya i know.

BOOOOM EJACULATION OCCURS!

Man- yeeee my fire extinguisher sure took care of that nasty forrest fire.
by GiggleGoat February 04, 2010
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when a girl get through having sex in the bootie and she farts on a fire to put it out.
god, my girlfriend gives a mean fire extinguisher.
by Mr. gull May 03, 2004
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A thing full of white stuff where if you push down hard enough, the white stuff will explode out of the nozzle... Basically a penis.
Shoot the fire extinguisher, HURRY! ITS GETTING HOTTER! I'M ON FIRE!!
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