| 1. | Fire Nation | ||
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A proud and glorious nation in the Avatar: The Last Airbender series. The Fire Nation only tries to help other nations of the Avatar world move into the future but Water Tribesmen along with their mentally retarded minds cannot understand the benefits of Fire Nation hegemony which is why water tribesmen need to be killed off.
The Fire Nation is always constantly under attacked by idiotic Water benders, internal communists like Iroh and Ursa, Maoist "Freedom Fighters", and avatars like Aang who could care less about "the balance" and only wish to spoon feed their Marxist agendas to people in the avatar world. If you don't like Fire Lord Ozai and you are against the Fire Nation, you are a communist pinko.
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| 2. | Cliff Curtis | ||
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The most versitile actor in the world. Of extremly ambiguos ethnic descent. Starring is roles as Maoris, a Colombian drug lord, an Easter Islander, various Americans including FBI agents, Arabs, a Wellington Electricity Trader of Burmese descent and Fire Lord Ozai (although he has lately been heard to vehemently deny that last one was him). While often critically acclaimed for his work he is also known to have short arms and deep pockets, especially when it comes to the weekly round of coffee. That is one surly looking arabian fire lord. Go Cliff Curtis! It's Uncle Bully Uncle F********ckn Bully! Wait, no, it's that energy trader again. Wellington is a small place.
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| 3. | Avatar: The Last Airbender | ||
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A cartoon series on Nickelodeon done in the style of a Korean animation (which is similar to anime-style) and centered in an ancient Asain-like world. The plot centers around a 12-year-old boy (the "Avatar") who is on a quest to master all four elements (air, water, earth, and fire) and save the world from a war started by the maleficent Fire Nation. Ack, I'm missing Avatar: The Last Airbender, NOOOO!!
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| 4. | Makarand | ||
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Makarand is son of the fire lord Ozai, who possess the ability to bend FIRE. Banished from his tribe as a young boy, he scouts the land for sign of the Avatar, in hopes of redeeming himself among his people. His grandfather is a wise man who helps him along his travels, possessing the strength, wisdom and knowledge Makarand needs to capture Avatar: the Last Airbender. Lol Makarand got owned by the Avatar.
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| 5. | Iroh | ||
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Zuko's Uncle in Avatar: The Last Airbender and a former Fire Nation General. He was due to ascend to the throne until he abandoned the siege at Ba Tsing Tse because of the passing of his only son. He is a FireBending Master, fond of games and Tea, a member of the Order of the White Lotus, and has a habit of giving sage advice to all the right people at all the right times. Note that the voice actor changed between seasons two and three of Avatar: The Last Airbender. "You Must look within yourself to find yourself, only then will your true self reveal itself"- Zuko mimicking Iroh
"Perfection and Power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose happiness and love" - Iroh to Aang |
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| 6. | Fan Fiction | ||
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A very useful tool to make characters from TV shows, anime and video games gay. Just recently, I made an Avatar fan fiction in which Fire Lord Ozai molests his son Zuko...then I made King of the Hill fan fiction that is involves Hank Hill and Khan Souphinosaphone engaging in a homosexual affair.
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| 7. | Azula | ||
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a villain from Avatar and a princess who is next in line for the title of Fire Lord after Ozai. She is a much better firebender than Zuko (thus, making Zuko her bitch and bottom) She is very evil, in fact...rumor has it that the reason she is evil is not because her her dad but because she is possessed by the spirit of Adolf Hitler; who left his dead body, wandered the world and then somehow went into a person's TV, went into the Avatar universe and impregnated Fire Lady Ursa...and that also explains the closeness of the name Azula to Adolf. Azula is what Hitler would have been like if he were some hot Asian chick who could shoot blue flames and lightning bolts.
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