Funny guy: "It's my fire extinguisher!"
A douchebag throws a cigarette on a dry ground
Someone: Hey, this could start a fire!
Funny guy: "Luckily, I brought my fire extinguisher with me" then whips out his penis and urinates on the cigarette.
Man- Ya, ya i know.
BOOOOM EJACULATION OCCURS!
Man- yeeee my fire extinguisher sure took care of that nasty forrest fire.