Einhorn, as in the character in Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
Finkel is Einhorn, Finkel is Einhorn
Someone who is incredibly clumsy; a clumzie
Said person may be a bit of an airhead
and may also forget to think before speaking.
(After someone trips)... "Gosh, you're such a finkels!"
(After someone drops something)... "Why don't you just change your name to finkels, huh?!"
(After someone asks a really stupid question)... "That was soo finkels of you!"
has an amazing little sister, and usually likes red-heads or girls who coincidently have big boobs. Ran for congress in 2002.
"Did you see that kid with the sexy red-head?"
"yeah, he has to be a Finkel to get that girl!"