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a tall thin dark-featured, shifty-eyed person with a big nose who won't look at you
He seemed like a fink or a spy.
by Joe August 19, 2003
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1. A prepubescent teenager that always thinks about sex. 2. A boy that doesn't understand the word "beauty"
Why is Matt such a Fink? The girl isn't even that pretty!
by ethan1g July 19, 2010
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A term for someone who does not understand what a schooner is. (It's a sailboat, by the way - there! You aren't a fink!)
An idiot who didn't read the above definition.
by Jackie-Boy June 22, 2005
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In marijuana culture, a fink is someone who says they will match you and comes up with an excuse, often unrealistic to avoid pithing in marijuana. Because they promise to pitch in weed and do not, they are more hated than sponges. A fink is recognizable due to their lack of moral ethics in general, paranoid nature and endless preoccupation with how they are viewed by others.
Guy 1 "Man, I can't believe Guy 3 tried to pretend the wind blew his weed away and didn't pitch in for that bowl,"

Guy 2 "Thats nothing. Yesterday he not only didn't pitch in, he jacked my lighter after the session and tried to pretend he didn't. I nearly punched him when I found out."

Guy 1 "Man he is sucha fink."
Guy 2 "Agreed"

Guy 3 *enters on scene*

"Hey guys want to smoke some weed? i got some prime buds, but they are at home so we can smoke then go get them."
by kingaj100 October 16, 2008
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HOLY SHIT I JUST ATE LIKE A MIKE FINK
by nick diamond July 16, 2008
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dude one: hey man wusup

dude two: not much, i got dention for one month from the finkinator!

dude one: omg you got finked good by the finkanator

dude one: shit!

dude two: ya well remember when the finkinator got you smoking weed!

dude two: lol i was in t he teacher bathroom lol
by the qer March 21, 2010
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A sound effect used when trying to describe something you did...like hit someone or flick a booger.
"and she was all like "fink!"
by Chuck X Lee June 10, 2005
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