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cocaine fingernail 

One fingernail, usually the pinky, allowed to grow long and used to snort cocaine out of.
You can tell he hasn't cleaned up, he's still got a cocaine fingernail.

Fingergate 

When you use too many fingers and it destroys everything she knows and loves
I don't know who caused fingergate but Candy is still weeping
Fingergate by Rev-C November 26, 2016

fingerbang 

boy band from South Park
fingerbang by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Colombian fingerbanging 

The act of fingering a girl in a public place
"Damn that guy Dwight was colombian fingerbanging that girl behind Walgreens"

A fingerman

Someone who fingers every male asshole he/she sees
"did you know Kevin's a fingerman?"
A fingerman by The Fucker 69 October 10, 2016

fingernail

A sharp pointy object located at the end of a finger. (In some cases, there have been reports of the stated object appearing at the end of toes. However, this statement cannot be confirmed as there is currently no proof of the named existence.) Often very sharp, the above substance can be used as a weapon. (Said cases HAVE been reported.) If you find yourself growing these strange objects, please note that yearly trimming should be practiced for your own safety, lest you dig them into your own flesh by mistake. Usually, pain follows. However, this cannot be confirmed either, as no real cases have been reported of this strange action.
Security Guard: "I'm sorry, young lady, but I'm afraid you cannot board the plane. Please remove those uncontrollable weapons from your hands immediately before boarding."
fingernail by Grella June 6, 2005