Fingerfucker 

One who must compulsively handle or touch every item when entering a retail establishment, never with an intent to purchase the merchandise.

1. The proprieter of the local "Sunglass Hut" hated Barbara, as she was a known fingerfucker and would smudge all the lenses of the Prada eyewear and leave without spending a dime.

2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.

Fingerfucker by sour-puss July 3, 2007

fingerfuck 

To insert one's finger into another's well lubricated anal or vaginal orifice, imitating the rocking motion of conventional sex. See also fingerbang.

"Billy fingerfucked Amy's bung so hard that crap shot out!"

fingerfuck by Colonel Turdburglar August 13, 2005

fingerflick 

fingerflick is the best person alive, much better than mumblinghero, he can suck kiss and bite my ass that will be covered in shit and so can all the ppl sticking up for him. Fingerflick is unproblematic and overall and nice funny person who doenst scream into the mic in every single video

person 1: have u ever heard of fingerflick?
person 2: yes they are my lord my master my teacher my parent my sun my moon my rainbow my stars my ocean my sky and my land. they are my everything

fingerflick by .apleepi June 14, 2021

fingerful 

when talking to someone via text messaging, and happen to have a lot to say in one message, often times taking forever to type.

a: hey man, can you text Lisa and tell her that I'll be late because I have to run to the store and pick up the dry cleaning?

b: no, man. that's quite a fingerful.

fingerful by KatieEff January 17, 2009

fingerfucking feet

To run your fingers between a girl's toes as if to be fingering

I was fingerfucking my ex's feet while we watched a movie. She had some fingerfucking feet forreal

fingerfucking feet by Jrock77420 August 5, 2018

fingerfucking 

What a guy/dyke has to do to get a(nother) girl going. Results include moisture, moaning, groaning and thanx afterwards...

Girl - I like fingerfucking anywhere as long as i get wet!

fingerfucking by jamalitamali May 8, 2005

Fingerfail 

When one's fingers do not do as they are wanted to do. The fingers will mess up and aggravate the person attached to them.

Person A:
Dude! Do you wanna see my togue piercing?

Person B:
A togue is a lake trout, and I'm pretty sure you didn't get that pierced. Did you mean to say "tongue?"

Person A:

Yeah, I meant tongue. I had a fingerfail.

Fingerfail by HolyRollerWithASpaceship February 10, 2010