| 8. | elephant finger | ||
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To take it up the ass in a major way. DumbGuy: "Dude! I just got raped by an elephant! My bunghole is streched out about a mile wide!
DumberGuy: "Wait a minute. Isn't an elephant's pecker long and skinny?" DumbGuy: "Yeah, but he fingered me first!" |
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| 9. | poo finger | ||
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the act of getting fingered in the ass. the result is a poo finger person A: i was watching a porn. its was hot, but then the chick fingered her asshole.. and it had to smell.. like like like...
person B: like a poo finger? person A: whats that person B: look it up at www.urbandictionary.com |
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| 10. | General Eisenhower | ||
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when a man fucks a woman up the ass while fingering her, then when he cums she turns around while gettig fingered and takes the penis in her mouth and licks the shit and cum off the mans penis Random Dude: Have you ever heard of the General Eisenhower?
Random Chick: Yeah, its fun but it tastes kinda wierd |
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| 11. | what's the dinx | ||
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This is an expression that my old assed aunt uses to say "what's up". She's really old, but apparently when she was young they used to say stupid shit like, "hey dickhead, what's the dinx?" She's got some problems with her butt, and would totally shit in her granny panties if she found out that "what's the dinx" made the hallowed pages of the Urban Dictionary. So, give the old broad a break, you jackass. Publish this shit... NOW! Certificatologist: "Hey midget!"
Midget: "What" Certificatologist: "What's the dinx?" Midget: "I fingered blasted your mother in the ass last night." Certificatologist: "Sweet..." |
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| 12. | One Fingered Reach-Around | ||
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After going to a local run down club in which you are so drunk you can't even stand up and bring a lady friend back to the house. Instead of having sex as most would, you decide that it would be a better idea to take a cleansing shower together. While in the shower, the young italian male decides to give the college girl a reach-around. This isn't your normal reach around however........
He simply inserts one finger into the bung hole and goes to town. The girl goes nuts and realizes how much of an anal fetish she has. The male will be proud of what has taken place later, once he sobers up from his cranberry/vodkas. He will then brag to his friends at every possible opportunity. Tom: Has anyone ever eaten a girls asshole out?
Paul: Nope, but I have stuck one finger in with the One Fingered Reach-Around. Tom: Awesome! U gotta teach me your technique |
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| 13. | Slatington | ||
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A town that has a large central that doesnt breathe. Have been trying to get what the word "bounce" means since the early 1900's. Through years have coxed their jolly neighboring town and fought with them over school money, forcing the best of the folk's kids to freeze and walk past an opened crazy assylum on a main road after school and then not walk with side walks while strange drivers pull up to them and ask them if they want a ride. This was due from them shoving money up their ass so they can make a bike track to let their fat asses take off and fly. They don't like the look of student safely walking home, instead they try to make tramp trains along with very ill and adle fingers. Well I might not feel, so maybe I better take a good long trip down a fingered up fitness trail in Slatington
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| 14. | Harlem Manicure | ||
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When you stick your finger up the ass of a black woman. The result of the residue on your finger/nails is your new Harlem Manicure. "My friend fingered this stripper's ass and she gave him a nasty Harlem manicure!"
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