A chocolate finger is where you are making out with a girl and you slip her the finger but instead of inserting it it accidentally ends up in the ass.
This commonly occurs in a drunk or disorientated state.
When this happens, the nickname chocolate fingers usually sticks with them for a long time
1)"Haha Dave got smashed on friday and chocolate fingered some girl behind the pub!"
2)"here i go"
"umm wrong hole..."
A gay boy who takes control when he's getting fucked in the ass.
Josh: Dillon, throw some lube on that shit hole you power bottom!
Dillon: I already used your cum and fingered it up for your small cock.
Josh: Get your fingers out of my ass and put them back in your's where they belong!
Dillon: But I love the smell of your shit on my fingers!
Josh: Let's go to Katz's and find some ugly fat girls upstairs.
Dillon: I don't want the fat girls, I want the waiter Bryan.
Josh: I want the guy with the big long beard behind us to put his beard in my asshole.
Dillon & Josh: Payback is a bitch, sorry Angela.
When one of your co-workers at your firm takes the communal Boston Globe newspaper from the firm's library with him to the mens room, then proceeds to take a massive, stench-ridden, vomit-inducing dump, and exits the stall with the Globe under his arm and fails to wash his poo-ridden hands.
Dude, do not touch the Globe in the library today. Sid fecal fingered it. He read it while shitting and then never washed his hands after wiping his massive ass.
A variation of the Peruvian Sunrise, it is the act of shaving your pubic hair while being fingered in the asshole by someone who is shaving their own asshair.
I was so close to getting her to do a Peruvian Sunset with me but we couldn't find any razors.
someone who tries and fails to finger girls in movie theaters. when said failing they tend to finger the anus instead.
"dude! john pulled a t-hatch last night!"
"yeah! he fingered her ass hole!"
A coup de grace where one drags their finger through their ass and wipes it under a rivals nose. Though, not used very often after adolescence, a dookie finger carries more weight than a slap in the face with a white glove.
Jacob wanted to give her a dirty sanchez before she dumped him but she wouldn't let him tap that ass, so he had to settle for a dookie finger.
|28.||Texas Dry Finger|
In the Suttle Art of finger banging, this rare stroke is when your just start making out with the chick, then you in a swift motion get your hand down her pants and insert fingers before she is wet, thus causing her much pain and a great story to tell your friends later.
OHH man! i totally gave her a Texas Dry Finger last night, thats the last time that fat bitch will ever hit on me at the bar again!