| 1. | Facebook Fever | ||
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When you open up a new internet browser and without meaning to, you type in f and press enter. Dude, i thought we were working on the assignment?
Sorry bro, i've just got facebook fever... |
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| 2. | psychopathiticity | ||
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1. the state or quality of being a psychopath/psycho 2. being straight up messed up in the head; pretty bad condition Symptoms: 1.the uncontrollable desire to attack people 2. overprotectiveness 3. sleep deprivations 4. randomly dancing 5. getting into random mud fights 6. forgetting how to spell words 7. unassertiveness 8. finger spasms where you type random stuff 9. not making sense to the average person, unless you enjoy the condition as well or your it's bestie, or both combined 10. random mood swings 11. eating a LOT but never being full 12. evil thoughts/ having an evil mastermind 13.having a huge imagination, usually filled with evilness 14.talks in circles 15.has a passionate hate/love for Justin Beiber 16.growls sometimes 17.dreams about his bestie 18. is randomly and uncontrollably sweet 19. talks to people a million miles away) 20. has the ability to make up weird words (like this one) 21.makes the most of his condition! 22. Actually loves Jesus and is obidient, but ONLY to Him, not even his bestie sometimes Example:
Person one:Kyle definitely has psychopathiticity, that kid's crazyyy! He killed a person with a spoon! Eli: i don't care, he isn't capable of ever hurting a girl, in fact he's too overprotective. so i'm safe, and i get him cuz he's my Bestie(: |
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| 3. | sex | ||
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When a man uses his erect penis to insert it into a woman's vagina and he pumps it in and out of the vagina or the woman bounces up and down on it. We backed toward my desk. She unbuttoned my shirt and I stuck one hand up underneath her dress, stroking the folds of her pussy gently. Alora rarely wore panties and today was no exception. She was incredibly wet. I felt her spread her legs so I obligingly inserted two fingers into her dripping sex, making her moan with pleasure and melt against my bare chest as I pumped her slowly. My fingers searched deep inside her. I curved them hard against her pussy walls and she gasped as I hit her g-spot. Soon she was grinding herself against my fingers and working her way to a giant orgasm. I kept fingering her, harder and harder, eventually putting three fingers inside her pussy and ramming her g-spot in just the way I knew she liked it, pumping her hand until she clenched against me and bit back a scream of sexual joy.
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Moments later, she shimmied off my fingers and beckoned to me to sit down in my office chair behind my desk. I dropped my pants and briefs and sat down, stroking my 9” cock gently, expecting her to sit on my dick. She didn’t. I watched her walk around the front of my desk. She dropped to her knees and crawled underneath it. I couldn’t believe my wife was about to make my fantasy of an at-work, under-the-desk BJ a reality, but that’s exactly what she was doing. I felt her tug at my desk chair to roll me closer to the desk. I couldn’t even see her, only feel her soft hands stroking my legs. I felt her tongue flick the sensitive tip of my cock. Damn, she was ... |
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| 4. | Kobe through it | ||
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1. Taking on injuries like a warrior, possibly hitting multiple game winners and giving out 40 point performances to remind the haters that half of you is still better than two of them. 2. Sucking up pain and still going hard despite the pain. 1. Despite a index finger, back spasms, minor ankle problems, and a pinky finger that wasn't allowed surgery to heal correctly, Kobe Bryant Kobe'd through his injuries, supporting his team until finally receiving another, more serious, ankle injury. Realizing that Kobe'ing through it was no longer rational, he finally allowed himself rest.
2. "Shit, son, I might have sprained my wrist." "Man up and Kobe through it!" |
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