In this day and age, the clicker finger has replaced the pointer finger. With the revolution of the personal computer, nobody points anymore, they click. So the clicker finger is actually your index finger.
Oh man, today was the lamest work day. I spent the entire day on the computer and now my clicker finger is killing me!
|2.||Jr finger pointer joyner|
Someone who points a finger in an effort to get attention. These individuals are usually envious and jealous of others.
Eric is a Jr finger pointer joyner, and needs to shut his aperture.
What an uptight angry person points at you, usually the index finger, but could be another finger, if the pointer finger has been amputated...
I know you are angry with me dear, but please refrain from pointing your authority finger at me...
1.the feeling of dissillusionment in organized religion once one has broken or injured his index finger within the confines of a church, or any religious institution.
2. the compensation for having a dead finger by wearing obnoxiously large diamond rings on said finger. also see: napoleon complex.
3. the tingling uncomfortable yet restless feeling one gets from over exertion of index finger.
4. any injury caused to a finger due to a mechanical mishap, where the flesh of the finger becomes deadened while still attached to the hand. often a result of work related injuries. the working class are particularly succeptable.
5. the act of blarting on one's finger while performing the shocker. this by no means indicates the discontinuation of shocker performance, but rather enhances the experience.
6. a secret organization or cult of similarly afflicted brethren. is said to be more widespread than the masons.
7. a term used to describe a finger covered in the over-spray of aerosol paint cans.
8. a finger held in a constantly erect pointing position, immovable and locked.
1. "I've been a dead finger ever since I slammed that door on my pointer finger on the way into sunday school. Fuck God."
2. "Yeah I got a deadfinger. But at least i got a diamond ring on that bitch."
3. "I went out tagging all night and i didnt get locked up, but i got a serious dead finger."
4. "Ever since that circular saw at the shop gave me the dead finger, my work was slacking. So they replaced me with a robot."
5. "Yeah, motherfucker."
6. "Did you see that guy with the black finger, and that huge diamond ring on it? Must be a high-ranking member of that dead finger society."
7. See example #3
8. "Stop pointing at me you friggin dead finger."
1. a guy that has not successfully had sex in months, but has
fingered more girls within that time span than in his 8th grade year.
2. chronic finger banger
"That dude is such a king finger, he doesn't even need to keep condoms, he could get away with just carrying moist toilets instead."
|6.||Guitar Hero Finger|
Condition which results from extensive play sessions of Guitar Hero typically over the course of a few days.
The "raw" feeling one gets on the tips of the pointer, middle, and ring finger on their left hand.
In extreme cases of Guitar Hero Finger one or a few blisters may develop.
"Man, I can't even type right now. Had a party over the weekend and I got a serious case of Guitar Hero Finger."
something that you can put at the end of your finger to make it longer, usually for turning things on from far away.
from the futurama episode in which Professor Farnsworth invents the finger-longer
"We need a finger-longer to turn on the TV since the remote's missing."