| 1. | stinky finger | ||
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the act of inserting your finger into some ones asshole after they have just taken a shit and didnt wipe while jen is doing her hw her dad is taking a huge diaria shit like so big that it takes up the whole toilet and starts leaking out of it and he doesnt wipe after he says to her daughter jen come here for a sec so she does she ses that he has no pants on and tries to run away he grabs her finger and shoves it up his ass Jen: "ewwwwwwwww i godd moist warm poopy all over my finger. wtf my finger will smell 4 days." Dad:"that was an excellent match of stinky finger."
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| 2. | Poopy Finger | ||
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When you wipe your butt hole after a poop, and your finger gets poop on it. John got poopy finger after he forgot to use toilet paper
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| 3. | ass mongler | ||
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one who adores and lavishes their own ass ring Awwww piss! Ned, get your finger out your ass crack will ya, you ass mongler
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| 4. | Fecal Finger of Fate | ||
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When someone shoves one of their fingers up their arsehole, then pulls it out to see if shit gets on their finger or not in order to decide something one way or another. A game of chance, of sorts, like flipping a quarter to decide or determine something. If shit gets on your finger the answer is "No", but if you pull it out clean the answer is "Yes". Well, I don't know if I should go to the show tonight or not. I guess I'll have to decide using the Fecal Finger of Fate.
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| 5. | Fart Finger | ||
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a finger one shoves up their arsehole to induce farting. In order to let out some gas, John used the old Fart Finger and was able to let out a few rips for some relief.
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| 6. | Shitty Finger Fuck | ||
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A nickname for someone who had a tendency to pick their ass in front of others like its a casual thing, causing others to be completely grossed out. The kind of person you dont want to share a bed with. Girl: Do you see what youre doing?!
Victim: No... Girl: Stop picking your ass you, shitty finger fuck! |
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| 7. | the finger | ||
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the middle finger gesture started as far back as the middle ages. It was because archers (if I spelt it wrong big fucking deal) when captured got their middle fingers cut off. So enemy soilders walking by would give them this gesture showing they still had theirs. The middle finger was used for accuracy in shooting one. that blut gave me the finger
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