| 36. | Mississippi Q tip | ||
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The act of intercourse with a fat southern womans bellybutton and the male pulls out to find bellybutton lint on the head of his penis as he ejaculates on her huge stomach!!!! Steven was banging a pumpler in the tummyhole and pulled out to find he had a Mississippi Q tip going on!!!
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| 37. | Skurt McFlowery | ||
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Noun. Skurt McFlowery is a native of Massachusetts. Skurt is a timid soul, his hobbies include just the tip, slippery soap surprise, find the hair down there, and other controversial family games. Skurt is most famously known for the "Black Out Incident of 2008", were he proceded to tackle and punch his good friend in the middle of the street as a bus narrowly avoided a collision, which would have been his final demise. Skurt McFlowery Limerick
There once was a man named McFlowery Who engaged a girl for her dowery But on thier wedding day Skurt snuck out to lay The priest in the church's back gallery |
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| 38. | Mongelli Juice | ||
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MONGELLI MUN JELLY Juice JOOS Noun 1. A form of juice made specifically from a man like God originating from the small town of Bari in southern Italy. 2. The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a Mongelli. You extract the liquid from the mounds of a Mongelli through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip. The juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a Mongelli pole. Also known as nectar for the goddesses. Can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness. Girl 1: Wow your complexion looks great what is your secret?
Girl 2: I have been using Mongelli Juice once a day and I can feel the difference. It even does your body good to drink it. Girl 1: Really?? What side effects does it have? Girl 2: Round mouth, Red eyes & some pelvic pain. Girl 1: Thats great, I want some...lets go find a Mongelli and get that Juice. |
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| 39. | #larsoneffect | ||
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When things just go wrong for no apparent reason all the time. This must be achieved without even trying. You just have misfortunes living your day-to-day life. The key is that everyone else in your life must find your misfortunes hilarious and laugh about them to/at/with you. person 1: "I put my laptop in my backpack and somehow got a tip of a crayon stuck in the CD drive and I can't get it out."
person 2: "hahahaha #larsoneffect" |
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| 40. | spear point | ||
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(n) 1) the dangerous end point of a long, thin rod or lance. 2) the tip of the penis before it makes its grandiose entrance He woke up one fine morning to find a surprisingly firm ass wiggling itself closer to his front and he winced.
Him: "Uh-oh. What the hell happened last night?" Her: "Holding me a spear point, Nick?" |
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| 41. | Larry Adams | ||
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Informal slang term used by prostitutes. it references a client who is bombastic thinking himself God's Gift to all woman. He believes he has extraordinary skills at love and a particularly large, solid penis. In truth, he is an inept lover with a tiny, soft penis often deformed. In some instances, his belly is so big that the prostitute has to lift it up and out of the way to even find the penis, and normal sexual positions don't work. more...
The prostitute must go to great lengths to pretend sexual pleasure or else he becomes depressed, crying loudly and endlessly. Often, he will not leave demanding sympathy. The exact origin of this term is not known. Folk lore among prostitutes is that a large, bombastic client looking somewhat like Santa Clause hired a cheap whore from Craigslist in Corpus Christi, Texas. He bragged about his vasectomy and said he was really going to let loose. He told the cheap whore she was in store for the greatest sexual experience of her life. He bragged about the size of his penis and said "it is even larger now that it is swollen from the vasectomy." He pulled it out, and it looked like a shriveled little hot pepper. She asked "is it in" and he started crying endlessly. She didn't know the guy's name, but her fellow prostitutes said "that sounds like Larry Adams." The name stuck and has been used every sense. Most clients of this type tend to be lawyers. |
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| 42. | Wilkey juice | ||
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1. A form of juice made specifically from a man like God originating from the small town Tyrone, GA. 2. The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a Wilkey. You extract the liquid from the mounds of a Wilkey through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip. The juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a Wilkey pole. Also known as nectar for the goddesses. Can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness. Girl 1: Wow your complexion looks great what is your secret?
Girl 2: I have been using Wilkey Juice once a day and I can feel the difference. It even does your body good to drink it. Girl 1: Really?? What side effects does it have? Girl 2: Round mouth, Red eyes & some pelvic pain. Girl 1: Thats great, I want some...lets go find a Wilkey and get that Juice. |
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