Poor man outside TV store : oww that used to be my job till this morning. :'(
Barack Obama : Yes! now i can steal money from the federal reserve & claim it was money lost in financial armageddon. :)
David Cameron : fuck sake! my first day after becoming in power after the election & this happens :(
Random Guy on Empire State Building : Forget that 2012 bollocks.. ITS THE END OF THE WORLD NOW MY FRIENDS!!!! REPENT!!!! *Jumps off*
Kim Jong-Il : POWER HAS CAME TO THE GLORIOUS NATION OF NORTH KOREA! THE WESTERN PIGS WILL BEG FOR NORTH KOREA GREATNESS! WE ARE VICTORIOUS! FINANCIAL ARMAEGEDDON CAME EARLY!
Aliens from space : bollocks! i wanted to invade this pity planet & there in financial armegaddon now, whats the point :(
Random guy : whats all the fuss about? :S
Hamsters : i knew this was coming. afterwards we shall rule the world! HAHAHA