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End of term exams that usually last 1-2 weeks. The worst part of existence for a high school or college student. Finals are an attempt by teachers to prove that you haven't been bullshitting the entire class, which of course you have. Thus, finals week consists of subsisting on copious amounts of caffeine, limited amounts of sleep, and study sheets downloaded from the internet. Also characterized by large amounts of panic and procrastination posts on Facebook and Twitter. They account for huge fucking amount of your grade, and it is scientifically proven that you never get the grade on your final that you want to. Bob: I just want finals to be over. This is the worst week of my life.
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Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit I may just have a nervous breakdown because of my finals
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1)The acceptable title for a series of metaphoric anal-raping questions that are a base for your entire semester 2) Things people get too worried over, even though they can mess your day up real bad. 1)
"Dude, it's finals week! This sucks!" 2) "I need to cram all night, I'm definitely going to fail, and then I'll have to study to get my credits over the summer, and work two jobs and-" "Dude, shut the fuck up!" |
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death by examination I am so stressed out. I have two finals tommorrow, one Wednesday and two Friday. i wanna die.
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F**K
I'm Not Asian Life Sucks asian: hwa eyy a hwo kazika! (asian for "finals are today")
me: dammit. Can we switch brains for the day? asian: Mwoi how gui-lo! (asian for "stupid whitey") |
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Big tests that are worth too much and are supposedly important.
Why am I writing this? I have finals due yesterday!
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fuck!
i never actually learned shit. the finals are tomorrow..
shit; i gotta study for the finals.. |
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F uck
I N ever A ctually L earned S hit or in other words that exam you take that counts for so fucking much that it can make you fail and have to go to summer school and not be accepted into a good college which causes you to form a band and become famous but kill yourself with a shotgun in the face. EXAMPLE:
I'm supposed to be studying for my algebra final but instead i'm putting in the definition of FINALS on urban dictionary to pass time. |
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