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flossopher 

1) A person who flosses with exuberant diligence.

2) A person who philosophizes while flossing.
Q: Yo Jaron, why do you floss five times a day?
A: I'm a flossopher.

After cleaning his teeth and gums, Sean the flossopher had finally come to a epistemological conclusion.
flossopher by T.N.O.S.I.L.T.A February 21, 2012
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kilosopher 

A kilosopher is a philosophical poser: a person who can recite large amounts of information, but lacks comprehension and therefore cannot offer any in depth analysis.
A kilosopher might be a college freshmen who, after a philosophy 101 course, can parrot his/her teachers to impress his/her friends, but, when pushed to go deeper into the material or look at it from a different angle, he/she changes the subject.
kilosopher by rambick June 5, 2013

Flospher 

A flip phone owner who pretends to know things by using the smartphones of others.
Bob, a flip phone owner, frequently pretends to know information by constantly asking Cindy to look thinks up on her smartphone. He is a flospher.
Flospher by Susan Sisco Kid April 15, 2017

frylosopher 

Someone who takes lysergic acid diethylamide (or psilocybin) and pretty much spends the next eight hours philosophizing about the meaning of life.
Man, dude, you were like a next-level frylosopher last night. I feel like you were so close to figuring out the secrets of the cosmos. A couple more trips and you're there man. Here's some blotter...
frylosopher by one 'f' Jeph April 11, 2019

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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