A hybrid person resulting from having been conquered by horny indiscriminant Spanish sailors. Basically, they are "Sea Mexicans". Dumber than regular Mexicans, they consider the equivalent of a nursing degree their baseline for a medical doctor. Nothing makes you fear for your life like having one for a nurse while you are helpless in the hospital. Greedy, petty, and materialistic personalities dominate their culture. They have "No shitting on the beach" pictograph signs, because they are basically unclean. Filipinos are incapable of giving directions to their own house. Their language makes them cluck out every word like "buk buk". Gunggong is their word for retard.
Stupid Filipino nurse gave me an overdose.
by TYMMCHN February 20, 2017

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Amazing race of people who mostly are confused whether they are Asian or Pacific Islander when they are really both. Some Filipinos especially Filipino Americans think they are black. But that's because they listen to too much Hip-Hop. not saying that listening to Hip-hop is bad for Filipinos but like San Miguel beer and other forms of alcohol it should be listened to with Pulutan.
Other Filipinos must speak Ilokano if they live in Hawaii and only in Hawaii must they speak Ilokano. In the mainland USA they can Speak in any Other Filipino language they wish. If

Civilian life is too hard for a Filipino they must join the Filipino

Mafia by enlisting in the US Navy, which is really the Filipino

Navy. To become a full fledge Member of the Filipino Mafia

you must be fluent in Tagalog. This is different than the

Ilokano Mafia,in which you must be fluent in Ilokano. To join the Pacquiao mafia I think U have to be fluent in Visayan as a pre-requisit. A true Visayan also has to own a Kris Sword, married Visaya couples will both be equal in skill with the Kris Sword. All younger generation Males are good at basketball or have repressed basketball skills that only shine through daily practice.
Last of all, Ilocanos are either Rich or extremely Kuripot.
Manny Pacquiao is the Greatest Boxer in the universe. Floyd Mayweather Jr. Is an arrogant bastaard, a Fat Filipino Martial Artist who eats fish, rice , and pork on a daily basis could whup his @$$!
by F1MacbookPhone September 27, 2011

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1. Filipino is a native of the Philippines.

2. They are always mixed up for being either an Asian or a Pacific Islander. Officially, Filipinos are categorized as Asians and the Philippines are part of South-east Asia.

3. Others would say that Filipinos are the Mexicans of Asia. (Kinda agree on that.)

4. They look Hispanic due to past history with Spain. The Philippines was "discovered" by Magellan in 1521, who declared them Spanish territory. However, Magellan was killed and Spain didn't invade again until 1565. They had control from 1571 until 1898, when it was transferred to the United States after the Spanish-American War.

5. Most Filipinos have olive skin. I guess, you could say "naturally tan". However, not all are. Others have darker skin tones. There are those who are half-Filipinos that are fairer either because they have Western blood or something in them that made their colour the way it is.

6. Most Filipinos are known for being hard-working. Nobody is perfect so yes, there are those that are still lazy but there are more that are hard-working.

7. Not all Filipinos tok like dis not all chenge der p to f or vice versa.

8. The Philippines was actually once a rich country until the government, well, became corrupt.

9. Jollibee.

10. It's more fun in the Philippines.
Filipinos are awesome and so are other races, OKAY.
by Brunette On The Internet June 27, 2013

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people that are of Spanish, Malay, and other Polynesian descent.
-how come she doesn't look very asian?
-because she's Filipino, they are mixed ethnically.
by Mestiza April 10, 2010

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1. a term used to call the People of the Philippines, an archipelagic country of more than 7100 islands located in the Western Pacific of Southeast Asia. Can be used to describe both a male or a female person from the Philippines; or a male person from the Philippines, with the female termed as "filipina"
Filipinos are fun-loving and hospitable.
by blue.diamond October 20, 2016

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A person who is born in the Southeast country, Philippines.
Max: I wish I was a filipino! I heard that they were good at cooking, singing and more!
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An Asian from the Philippines that is NOT a Pacific Islander. They are usually late to parties by an hour following Filipino time which is just a little joke/excuse. Either way, they LOVE to party and luckily, confuscious didn't get to them to stop that. Usually foodies, they love food. Also their food platters usually have a good ol' sweet flavor usually.
Friend 1:Why is Cj not here yet? He's an hour late!
Friend 2: he's not late he's just using Filipino time
by Swallow the Truth April 29, 2015

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