Filipinos are usually mistaken for Laos, hmong, black or mexican. They are dark with natural bags under theyre eyes, they ARENT tired. Filipinos are good at everything ! Which consists of breakdancing, singing, and drawing. Some carry backpacks or gymsacks around with a pair of sneakers for no good reason. SOME brag about how "ballin" they are and how hot they are when some arent near that. They usually get along with theyre own people and exclude you iif you arent one of them ( some let vietnamese, laos, etc in. SOME! ) Most wear contacts , even the guys. Both guys and girls can be cocky and are "ALWAYS" right. you can usually find nice filipinos. Filipinos can be found in the mall and downtown. Filipinos from white schools are whitewashed ( sometimes ) . Guys usually wear Loose hats, high dunks, backpack, big belt buckles and have faux hawks or lines. Girls usually wear converse, baggy sweats, skinny jeans, white tee, etc and have the occasional blond streaks or whole caramel colored head. They eat crap loads of fatty food ( thats why theyre isnt any older skinny ones left) but are delicious. Most are fit and have goodshape bodies when young. Filipinos love to rock the Gucci waistpouch here and there. Theyre are the lying filipinos you CANNOT trust and are crazy liars with exaggerated lives. Most show theyre love for God with there religion on Facebook saying " I <3 GOD " and have picture with a cross necklace or bracelet. Do not mess with theyre religion, they take it SERIOUSLY. They are "asian mexicans" or so they say...
Example 1 : Didja see that filipino?! Dayyum shes a crazy breaker

Example 2 : Mmmhmm wow those filipinos are bitchazz !

Example 3 :
Ashley: Is your boyfriend mexican?!
Jane: NOOO hes filipino. Ugh.
Ashley: oh.. Nice ?!

Example 4 :
Melissa: I love god so much!
Clair: Your such filipino!

by babyasian April 17, 2009
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OK.....filipino's are ASIANS!!!! get it right.... not Pacific Islanders. Pacific Islanders are like people from Samoa, Tonga, Cook Is etc. Filipino's act black and think they can fight but really they just asians with darker skin. so thats ALL you need to know about the filipino race. So when you see a filipino say to them "stop tryin to be black... your not" and dont worry because they wont do anything as long as your with a samoan/tongan...!!
Hey filipino boy! You aint black..
he says "what the fuck u say?"
(big samoan/tongan dude steps infront of you)
and then you say "WATTTTTT".....
by kai-tenga July 27, 2006
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South-east Asian folk of mixed Asian, Polynesian, aboriginal origin mixed to make the people of the Philippines. They are known for having women with tight pussies, men with tiny dicks and possess an overall egotistical view that the world revolves around their relatively tsunami torn country. On Christmas it is common to find a Filipino family breaking into your house and trying to steal your dog so that they may have a Christmas dinner.
Mr Thomas: Honey what are those flips doing in our home
Mrs Thomas: John you better go grab the gun, the Filipino neighbours are trying to steal the dog for their Christmas dinner.
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(Filipino or Filipina) another word for "Whore".
Man: You like dating old guys.
Girl: You're right, coz I'm a Filipino.
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Merger of the words Filipino & Jalapeño.

Generally used to describe a particularly attractive person from the Philippines.

Can also be used to describe a Filipino with a particularly short temper.
1.) Check out the Girl in the Yoga Pants. What a Filipiño!

2.) This Filipiño came at me with a Machete; apparently I was driving too slow.
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1. type at a rate of 10-20WPM
2. maids that keep houses clean
3. lovers of karaoke
4. have worse broken english than singaporeans and malaysians.
filipino1: "h----i------"
filipino2: "h-----o---w-----is-----u"

s'porean: "(insert philo name here), make sure you crean the house whiles i go work can?"
filipino maid: "yes sir, i always keep house crean"

filipino1: "after tha party is there karoake?"
filipino2: "ofcorZz the kBOX alwys happn'n here"

4. see above
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28.. (mocking you) oO Filipinos are annoying. I wish i was Filipino. I am just a stupid motherfucker that talks about Filipinos because I want to be one. OH JOY!! THEIR IS A FILIPINO!! I AM GOING TO SAY HI TO THEM!! Look MR or MRS Filipinos are NOT lazy. They are definetly hard working ass people. Maybe your the lazy one. My mommy works two to three jbos and we do not copy your shit. YOU COPY OURS SO STOP WITH THAT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF NOTHING!! Their voices are not annoying. Maybe your annoyed because you like them so much. Sorry for the truth lame-o. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.. FILIPINO!!!!!!!!! " CHEESES HUGELY" BYE BYE
That girl is a Filipino. You can tell. She dresses up nicely and she stays original.

by none of your gosh damn business December 29, 2007
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