Fatty I'd Like to Fuck, or Fatso I'd Like to Fuck, or Fat chick I'd Like to Fuck or Fat bitch I'd Like to Fuck. Any target of hogging or nail the whale. At the beginning of the night I thought she was a big flat fatty but after putting back a few I thought she was a hot brabuster.
After ten beers that girl went from a chunkmuffin to a real FILF.
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father id like to fuck
ur dads a filf
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"Father I'd Like (to) Fuck” An extremely handsome/sexy dad with a nice butt and a big pant bulge.
Damn girl did you see Tommy’s dad, I don’t care if that man does have grey balls he is still a FILF

“Ummmm like OMG I don’t think that’s gunna fit”
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The masculine version of a milf. A physically desireable male who has children.
That is a hot father, he's a real filf. I'd like to do him!
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"father I'd like to f*ck";
Term of endearmemt used by gay men and straight women towards older adult males they find sexually attractive;
A category used in the gay porn industry.
"Damn, Eric Estrada is one hot brown F.I.L.F.!"
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A filf is a FATHER I'D LIKE TO FUCK
that dude is totally a FILF
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(Fatty I'd Like (to) Fuck

A Very attractive overweight women extremely confident dresses pretty nice. F.I.L.F's are usually only 20-40 pounds overweight there in the chubby category.Most guys will admit freely without being embarrassed they got laid by a F.I.L.F.
Chris:Dang have you seen Brianna she a F.I.L.F material!

Joe:I'd totally bang her even though she's a fatty.
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Father I'd like to Fuck
Neil: Oh look at this guy pushing the pram......

Jay: Yes I know he's a total FILF
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