|22.||File 59 cipher|
The most horrible, mind-numbing, teeth-gritting, hair-pulling cipher that has been introduced to the general public. (Personally, I have taken to calling it The Water Temple cipher after the ever infamous Legend of Zelda Water Temple.)
Seen in Jadusable's Majora's Mask Haunted Cartridge ARG that began in early September of 2010, this cipher was introduced to the general population that makes up the ARG in the late part of September/early part of October. As of October 26, 2010, no one has been able to decipher this code to date.
Many people have spent weeks on this cipher, just to end up nowhere, and everyone spoken to about this cipher has said they 'died a little inside' after trying to solve this cipher.
Hey, have you ever heard of this thing? It's called the "File 59 cipher"...
"File 59 cipher"...? OH MY GOD, GET THAT AWAY FROM ME! /nukez the file/
An OK hockey player, he knows nothing about real hockey, but he is a dope ass guy, he went to ARSHAG, and yesterday we were OORATZ, and we almost hit a RABIZ guy in HOLLYWOOD after trying to withdraw money from the B of A in hollywood.
Bambi, You were standing there for like 20 minutes waiting for your receipt when it was there the whole time.
DDDDDDDDDer, mu name is BAMBI....JK
Shout out to me GRIZZ, the One and Only.
Yeasterday, Aram pulled a "BAMBI" while he was in my house, and my cousin Davo was hiding my own food from , AND in my own refrigerator.
IM out, PEACE,
DONE> im on my away message now.
|24.||The Linnie Files|
theories that contain the explanation of anything in the universe, ranging from something simple in our everyday lives to something vast and complex as seen by someone called Cailin, who swears that this is the only truth, despite the fact that nobody has ever heard of such a thing.
"So the reason why i can't even whisper bad things about why my neighboors is because they can hear me! even though, were 150 meters away in another floor,in another room, in bed,under the sheets, with the lights off,!?? Man your crazy thats a Linnie file!!!
Illegal and now turned professional form of racing in Japan involving two cars chasing each other single file through a twisty course, traditionally mountain roads. If the chase car catches up by the end it wins, if the lead car pulls away it wins. Popularized in the US by the recent "JDM craze" and jdm option videos
I lost the uphill of the touge because of my car's lack of power but won the downhill because of my car's quick, agile handling
One of the funniest commedians EVER, matched only by Dane Cook. Died tragically in late March by a combination of drug abuse and a life-long heart problem... :(
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here.more...
I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a laid back company. They said "Fuck it. Cut em up."
This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to hard.
You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.
At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said "Certainly." He said "Do I need to dial 9?" I say "Yeah. Especially if it's in the number. You can try four and five back to back real quick."
I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got th...
A state of activity usually rerserved for use in the presence of a manager or boss. The activity mimics productiveness without actually serving a purpose. Usually instituted by lazy co-workers who want to avoid being singled out for new assignments.
Dept. Manager: Bob, could you summarize this file for thursday's meeting?
Bob: (carrying a worthless stack of documents) Oh, I wish I could but I'm still working on this right now. Maybe you could ask Mary to do it?
Dept Manager: Ok , I wonder where she is.
2. (Mary rushes by artificially busy. She is headed for the break room)
Dept. Manager: Mary, I was just...
Mary: Um, Dave I'll be right with you, I just need to take care of one thing... (walks away in a haze of false productiveness)
Dept. Manager: Wow, these guys are so busy...what a great team! I guess I could do this summary myself...
"MSN Messenger-Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder."
The agreesive habit of having to always be changing, or in the process of changing your appearance to others on their contact list.
1) Changing your display name or picture in accordance with every second of your mood. So people feel guilty when they see your depressive display name (or picture) and then are forced to ask: "*sigh* What's wrong this time Edwina? Did you break-up with your boyfriend again?" or "Dude, did you and your girl get in another Emo-Fight?"more...
2) Writing "LOL WHOEVER YOU'RE SO FUNNY" for a short length of time in your display name, just to show everyone how grateful you are to this now e-stigmatized friend of yours.
3) Leaving a particular song on pause through Windows Media Player, so he/she thinks that your playing "Your Song" on loop because you missed them so0o0o0o much. (Whilst your play your music through Winamp or iTunes.) Meanwhile, he/she comes crawling back. Saves apologizing.
4) Pornographic Display Pictures. MSN Messenger is also a business tool. Please.
5) And any or all of the following:
-More than 3 display picture changes per day.
-More than 3 screen name changes per day.
-More than 500 status changes per day. (ie. Away, Busy, On The Phone)
-More than 5 simultaneous conversations.
-More than 2 simultaneous file sharing processes.
-More than 100 Contacts.
-Having more than 2 @hotmail.com (or @msn.com etc.) e-mail addresses to allow room for all of your contacts, this is the deadliest sign of MSNMADHD.