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Fake Internet Lesbian. An adult entertainer that only performs with women when in front of a camera.
She is just a fil; she is actually married to a man.
by spacedoc October 20, 2006
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acronym for FUCKING IDIOT LIAR. A person who openly makes up stories and lies to you, but is ridiculously idiotic and so doesn't understand your superior intellect knows he is lying to you.
FIL - yeah bro, I want to discover black matter, I'm way into physics.

smart guy - I think you mean 'dark matter'

FIL - yeah, thats what I'm talking about, black matter. Dude I got my masters in Physics, I'm brilliant!

smart guy- wow, I think I need to go.
by bigbinthehizzy July 29, 2009
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A phenomenon originating from LastNite.org. A hipster troll known to be on the cutting-edge of popular message board culture. However, he comes off as an arrogant rich prick primarily because he's an asshole who does nothing but feed on the controversy he has created.
-Hey did you hear Fil won Most Influential Poster on LastNite.org?
-Yeah, but in the interview he's a conceited prick. Im not looking forward to his next bloated self-indulgence.
-Oh, I guess you're right.
by Filliam Lardass IV December 27, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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An adult (chick or dude) who is sexually attracted to young children; PedoFil.
The pedoFil had to register as a sex offender when he was released from Prison.
by FilNation October 26, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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n. a dork, loser or idiot. Taken from 'fool'
by shish September 01, 2004
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FILS = Fart I like to smell
-Hot Mum- "Oh my god, that's a MILF!"
Bob farted: "Oh my god, that's a FILS!"
by FIDLS June 05, 2010
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Future income limiter, any tattoo on the neck, face or hands that would prevent the person from getting a higher paying job.
Did you see Jim's F.I.L. on his neck. Good luck getting the raise with that.
by porthos13 September 01, 2007
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