That Jack In The Box commercial that gets stuck in your head. You gotta admit they thought that commercial out well. From the cheesey pop song ploy, condescending teacher figure towards Jack, and him having to break the news to his son. This commercial appeals to every audience. Smart writers o:
"Jumbaco, jumbaco, jumbaco!"
A worldwide movement that surrounds a political head figure in Africa that slaughters, rapes, and kills many people and children.
Joseph Kony is an asshole.
an extremly sensitve guy that will cling on to you like a lost koala bear. He will hid everything back untill he is comfertable with you and even then, he expects you to figure the rest of him out. He is a wealthy man, but dont let money get in your head, its not worth it.
man, you found him stuck on your back this time... that thing is such a craig!
Princess Celestia is a character in the current My Little Pony series. She is a tall winged unicorn with a white coat and tri-coloured mane, and she is notable for her much larger size in relation to other ponies in the show.more...
Princess Celestia is one of the two rulers (her co-ruler being her sister Princess Luna) who preside over Equestria, the fictional land in which the My Little Pony show is based. Princess Celestia functions as the head of state during daylight hours, and has many responsibilities including raising and lowering the sun each day. She also acts as a mentor / support figure to Twilight Sparkle and friends.
There has been no mention within the show as to why she is a princess and not a queen, but it has been unofficially acknowledged that this comes across as more 'friendly' to the target audience of the show.
Despite being posessed of formidable magical abilities she does have her limits as evidenced by certain episodes of the show. As with her sister she is also attributed with immortality.
She has a kind disposition and many positive attributes; but sadly she lacks a lot of character background, so more detail is difficult to provide.
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The odd pairing of one toned and attractive person with one who is slovenly and overweight. Uneven heights often characterizes these matches as do multiple toddlers and wearing sweatpants in public.
(discreetly inclining head to couple with three kids sitting on a park bench)
Dude 1: Gun show and ham raffle at 3 o'clock.
Dude 2: She's roomy. Kids ruin your figure.
Dude 1: Not his! Hubba hubba!
a story about sex
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Andre was the hottest guy in college. I was lucky because i was his roommate. when i came home he asked me, "why did you get here so late?" i told him, "i can't tell you its too embarrassing."
"just tell me im gonna figure it out someday"
"fine, i got a wax"
"for who? it has to be for someone"
"im not telling you"
"Can i at least see it?" he said.
"no," i walked away to take a shower.
in the shower i heard a squeaking at the door. Andre walked in naked. "you look nice," he said. "go away!" i told him. felling my C boobs giggle. i saw his dick getting harder. he walked inside the shower. i knew i wanted him so i let him stay.
he started touching where i got a shaved and slowly massaged my vagina. i moaned. he did it harder and harder. then he licked me and kissed me. i felt like i was going to have an orgasm. when i did i knew i had to repay him.
i bent down and began giving him a handjob. when he got harder i started sucking him. he moaned in excitement. first i licked the head then i sucked his 9" dick. after i swallowed him whole he cummed in my mouth. i drank it all it didnt taste bad anyways. i was surprised i didn't gag at all. i wanted him more now.
"get inside me!" i screamed.
he rubbed me with his big dick and inserted himself in. he did it faster and faster, deeper and deeper. "HARDER, ANDRE, HARDER!" i yelled. i let go of my cum and his came also. i felt our juices mix together.
An Angelia is the most beautiful and sexy woman you will ever see. One could sit and just watch her for hours on end, never getting bored or restless but always feeling lucky and blessed just to have had that moment. An Angelia is very funny and even at times, dorky, in the things that say and are always at ease in crowds of people and very socialable. An Angelia can make anybody feel comfortable around her, even those that might feel shy from talking to someone as hot as she is. She can be oblivious sometimes to her effect on men and is very modest and humble about her looks but make no mistake, an Angelia is the sexiest woman you will ever encounter. Her figure is phenomenal, she is in fantastic shape and clothes look like they were designed around her body. A man will have endless dreams about what it must be like to have seconds alone with an Angelia and the man that is blessed that opportunity will memorize each and every moment that he gets. You will fall hopelessly in love with her the moment she first tilts her head to the side, lets her hair drape across her face and then flashes that absolutely perfect smile at you. You cannot resist Angelia and will question every decision that you had made in your life that managed to get you to this moment of meeting and falling in love with her. The man that meets an Angelia is truly a fortunate soul and will immediately know that there is nobody else in the world he should ever hope to meet. An Angelia is absolute perfection.
OMG, I was out the other night and met this amazing woman. She was definitely an Angelia!