figuratively 

What everybody means when they say "literally".

-Dude, I literally had smoke coming out of my ears!

-Really? Don't you mean you figuratively had smoke coming out of your ears, or did you really have smoke leaking out of your earholes?

figuratively by Built2Spill November 17, 2004

figurative dick 

If someone has the figurative dick in their mouth, it means the more that they talk the less enjoyable your life is; just as the more someone giving a blowjob talks, the less enjoyable it is.

That Max kid is so annoying, he has the figurative dick in his mouth all day.

figurative dick by tripleski6 April 25, 2010

figuraccia 

litterally, "fare una figuraccia" means "to make a fool of myself".
rude version: "fare una figura di merda" means "to make an ass of myself"

formal italian version: "fare una brutta figura" = fare una figuraccia

"ho fatto una figuraccia/figura di merda:le ho detto che pensavo avesse 40 anni,invece ne aveva soltanto 30!"

"I made a fool/ass of myself:I told her I thought she was 40 yers old, but she was only 30 something!"

figuraccia by Andyworld October 10, 2007

Fuck Me Figuratively Up The Ass

An exclamation of extreme shock and disbelief, whether at an event or a sight being witnessed.

Can also be used when you discover someone has been fucking you over.

Person 1: Holy shit! What the hell is that person doing?
Person 2: Well, fuck me figuratively up the ass, they're raping a dog.

Person 1: You have a date with Sally? You know, she has a boyfriend.
Person 2: Fuck me figuratively up the ass! Three months and she never said anything!

Fuck Me Figuratively Up The Ass by ElectroSophie March 28, 2009

Figurative language 

Funny words which mean you're saying something you don't literally mean.

English teachers like to give you nice terms like "Figurative language". It's just useless new names for things you already know.

Figurative language by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

Figuras

Figuras- the same as niggas but for females

Ay nigga look at them figuras over there lets hit them up

Figuras by ChefDru September 15, 2010

La figuration

The act of being , pushed away by someone who thinks highly of themselves(but usually ain't squat)

She expressed a serious form of la figuration when we were in school but when she saw the stacks she make sober.

La figuration by NAPONORM January 24, 2018