Caller: Hi I'm Larry.
Captain Murphy: Where's Moe and Curly, fig nuts?"
Captain Murphy (responding to profanity): I don't know who you are but I run a clean show here. (Sound of toilet flushing) Maybe this will wash your mouth out, fig nuts."
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