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1.
A polite, G-Rated way of saying fucking someone in the ass.

In the edited for television version of The Big Lebowski the line

"This is what you get when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

is changed to

"This is what happens when you fight a stranger in the Alps!"

presumably to keep close to the lip movements and timing of the original dialogue.
Bill: Did Jim and Jerry get back together?
Fran: Yeah, it was a big misunderstanding, they're all fighting in the Alps again.
by xmalefic June 04, 2007