| 1. | dragon-abs | ||
|
abs that are ridiculously in shape. Must be at least an 8-pack. Brad Pitt's dragon-abs in Fight Club were insane. Boys all over the world relentlessly did crunches to try to achieve the same effect as Brad.
|
|||
| 2. | Montana Deer | ||
|
Montana Deer are the fiercest of all the mythical and wild animals. They murder mankind in order to reproduce, and with their mythical powers, harness the inner energy of man and use it to turn the murdering Montana Deer into 3 Montana Deer in a process known as Budding. All 3 Deer then shit piles of Apple Jacks. Also, they are commonly known to fight the South African Bear Cub in aerial battles of epic proportion. Montana Deer are always capitalized in literature. Fuck dude! Its a Montana Deer!
Run before it turns you into Apple Jacks! |
|||
| 3. | Merkel Circle | ||
|
The realisation that you and your boize have banged the same cougar/cougar-cub whilst having a lewse time in Europe. Whilst this mysterious cougar may now returned to her home town (to fight mario & ballooning yields) - it will provide Cheese: Yea mate, I porked her when I was completely blind in Malta one time.
Wiraf: Strong. Yea so did I when I was off chops in Ibizia one night. D-money: Could have done the same but my Au pair family were being lemons. That really would've been a Merkel Circle hey. |
|||
