| 1. | Wig | ||
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Artificial hair that someone places on top of their head when they are bald.
It is common known fact that some people look good in whatever wig they wear. For example Ollie . wow ollie you look great in a wig :)
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| 2. | fig | ||
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A female wigger. A white girl who thinks she is black.
A white pasty guy who dresses ghetto is a wig - his girlfriend who does the same is a fig
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| 3. | Figwig | ||
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A fig tree that wears a wig. OoO look over at that figwig!
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| 4. | fig-wig | ||
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black wigga Phillip Harper
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| 5. | hazza | ||
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a big fat gay ferrer lover ferrer: i love hazza
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| 6. | FGWG | ||
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Pronounced "fig wig" it is an acronym for "fat guy with goatee". This term derived because many fat or husky guys have gotees. Billy: Hey Tony, You shouldn't shave and grow a goatee!
Mac: No way man! That's a bad way to hide my chin. I don't want to look like another FGWG! |
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| 7. | pressure wank | ||
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A pressure wank will take sometime to organize. Firstly one needs a Demijohn type vessel with a faulty fermentation lock. Secondly add to the Demijohn all the usual items to allow the fermentation process to develop. Timing is crucial! After 2 months in direct sunlight the contents of the Demijohn should be ripe for the rip! Note: awaiting for the perfect moment means commitment I.e. staying with the vessel 24 hours a day till its ready.
Since the fermentation lock is faulty the pressure should be quite powerful so please wear the appropriate gear. ( a strong tissue placed on the head and a bandage). When the moment of the spurt of the bacterially infected juices comes! Place the tip of your placid willy or bell upon the faulty fermentation lock and tape (with gaffer) till sealed! There will be a slight pause then...wooooooooooooooooof! watch your cock balloon and balls crack with the liquid wonderment speeding through your Jappipe! And enjoy till empty. pressure wank is also known as: Drain My Fat "Lady Jane " from the french : dame-jeanne.
You could also try Anal Scrumping! Using the same process but aimed up the wrong en! |
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