a word often used to refer to black and mild cigars because they taste somewhat of the fig newton cookie
i wish this fig newton would never end
The most godly food in the universe. The greatest cookie thinger ever. It contains the jam of figs and is covered by a chewy cake bread.
Kevin, eat this fig newton because you are stupid.
The pathetic substitute for real cookies like oreos or chips ahoy. Often bought by overprotective, health-conscious mothers.
-Hey little Johnny, do you want dessert?
-Ya mom! What's there to eat?
-Fig Newtons? Fuck you, mom.
as defined by Stewie Griffin "It's like an orgy in my mouth"
I ate a fig newton and it was like an orgy in my mouth.
the most addicting cookie ever on the planet earth
I just ate a whole bag of fig newtons
A term for marijuana.
Chris: Hey dude, you wanna eat some Fig Newtons later?
Replacement term for the F word referring to homosexuals, does not sting as much when used negatively.
"Quit being a fig newton, I'm trying to watch the stream"