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2. fig newton
as defined by Stewie Griffin "It's like an orgy in my mouth"
I ate a fig newton and it was like an orgy in my mouth.
1. Fig Newton
The most godly food in the universe. The greatest cookie thinger ever. It contains the jam of figs and is covered by a chewy cake bread.
Kevin, eat this fig newton because you are stupid.
by BDALE4LIFE Sep 13, 2005 add a video
3. fig newton
the most addicting cookie ever on the planet earth
I just ate a whole bag of fig newtons
4. fig newton
a word often used to refer to black and mild cigars because they taste somewhat of the fig newton cookie
i wish this fig newton would never end
5. fig newton
a comback after u say something to ones mom
guy:guess wat
girl:wat?
guy:ur mom oo fig newton
6. Fig Newton
A nickname for the new Camel Infused cigarettes. These cigarettes taste quite similar to thee Fig Newton.
we be smokin' dem fig newtons.

will someone bum me a fig newton.

7. fig newton
A man that is considered soft or a sissy. "Fruit and Cake"
Look at that bitch made fig newton.
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