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3. fig newton
the most addicting cookie ever on the planet earth
I just ate a whole bag of fig newtons
1. Fig Newton
The most godly food in the universe. The greatest cookie thinger ever. It contains the jam of figs and is covered by a chewy cake bread.
Kevin, eat this fig newton because you are stupid.
by BDALE4LIFE Sep 13, 2005 add a video
2. fig newton
as defined by Stewie Griffin "It's like an orgy in my mouth"
I ate a fig newton and it was like an orgy in my mouth.
4. fig newton
a word often used to refer to black and mild cigars because they taste somewhat of the fig newton cookie
i wish this fig newton would never end
5. fig newton
a comback after u say something to ones mom
guy:guess wat
girl:wat?
guy:ur mom oo fig newton
6. Fig Newton
A nickname for the new Camel Infused cigarettes. These cigarettes taste quite similar to thee Fig Newton.
we be smokin' dem fig newtons.

will someone bum me a fig newton.

7. fig newton
A man that is considered soft or a sissy. "Fruit and Cake"
Look at that bitch made fig newton.
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