Four Fifths Commish 

What Derek Huff will charge as commission to sell a house of a friend because in his words, "that's what gets my dick hard"

Kush: Hey I need to sell my house robey
Robey: Well for you I will only charge four fifths commish because I am currently only at half mast

Four Fifths Commish by J Dog12 March 27, 2009

filthy fifths 

1) (verb) Like sloppy seconds or floppy fourths but much dirtier... typically happens to the ugliest guy at a gang bang.

2) (noun) Typically a female who is willing to a partake in such an exercise will have a chach like a wizards sleeve as so many have been through her before, willing males are typically found drinking out the bottom of a keg, usually having found their beer goggles much earlier in the night and so not particularly aware that said female is the equivalent of the village bicycle.

1)That dude is fugly.. he's be damn LUCKY to get filthy fifths in a gang bang... with a one legged crack whore.

2) She is a filthy fiths slutbag.

filthy fifths by Jocelyn, Danielle, and THE Britt October 24, 2006

Fourth Year Fifths 

A tradition at Vanderbilt University during which the seniors (attempt) to drink a fifth of liquor before the kick-off of the last football game of the season.

RAGE, REPENT, RALLY - it's fourth year fifths!

Fourth Year Fifths by TheLost November 8, 2011

Parallel Fifths 

A huge no-no in music theory.

Me: I decided to write a four-part harmony and I put a whole bunch of parallel fifths because why not!!!!!!!!!
Mom: YOU'RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 431460316437164738201648316478301643701432143214321432143214321432143124 GOOGOLPLEX ETERNITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Parallel Fifths by Pialinist April 29, 2021

Three Fifths Compromise 

The optimal female to orgy ratio. An orgy containing three females and two males. This creates an orgy that is not only completely heterosexual, but also keeps the number of females and males close enough so everybody enjoys it.

Craig: Yo are you settin' up an orgy soon?

Nick: Yeah you know it.

Craig: How many girls you bringin'?

Nick: I'm settling for the three fifths compromise. Enough to keep it straight, but close enough to keep it fun.

Craig: Fuck yeah!

Three Fifths Compromise by Muammad October 17, 2013

four fifths 

another word used in place of saying forty five, a colt 45 gun.

man i got in the club with the four fifths, let some shit pop off iam ready.

four fifths by bert2 July 10, 2005

Three Fifths compromise 

When you want to fist him/her but settle for three fingers

dude1: I heard that ho is gigantic.
dude2: yeah but i had to settle for the three fifths compromise

Three Fifths compromise by anon182 August 27, 2012