| 1. | fifteen second rule | ||
|
the rule whereby if a college student is present in his dormitory and takes more than fifteen seconds to answer after a knock, one can assume that he is masturbating. Bill: Matt, are you there? (knocking)
Matt: Yep, hold on. (waiting) (waiting) (waiting) Bill: Fifteen second rule, you're officially masturbating. (turns around) Hey everyone! Matt's masturbating! |
|||
