hart

A long, hairy, grotesque mammal that excretes a whitish substance when excited. Despite it's obvious hideous features, it remains mysteriously appealing. Perhaps it is the fifreek's mating call, which can be heard frequently: "es ex ee for lyfe!". It is admittedly a mystery as to the true meaning of this call, but it is so ridiculous that one must simply laugh out loud when they hear it.