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5.
1.The definition of a bitch who thinks she owns the world and everything in it, including the people and everything that they own.

2. Someone who has strange distorted ideas of social conduct. Is very poseurish and will alter appearances or personality traits to suit those whom they are with. Is extremeley rude and considers self highly surperior to others (who happen to look down upon them) which they does not appear to perceive.

3. A person who believes themself to be beautiful, sexy, and very popular, so much that they will tell a whole community so. When the actual situaltion is that they only have few friends, and the people (most of the community) who aren't their friends actually severely hate them.

4. Is extremely rude, especially under pressure.
"Ugh, i don't want to hang out with joe, he's such a fifer"
"Stop being a fifer, you're pissing me off!"
by supapimp January 05, 2008
 
1.
a person that originates from the county of fife in scotland.
by Anonymous May 13, 2003
 
2.
In cricket when a bowler takes five wickets in an innings. Literally a contraction of "five for" meaning five wickets for a number of runs.

Also Five for and Five fer
"It was in Ahmedabad against India that Ashley Giles finally got his first test fifer, while nursing an Achillies injury. He ended with figures of 5 for 67 from 43.3 overs with 16 maidens"
by Carino Risagallo August 25, 2005
 
3.
someone who uses feathers to give someone a boner.
Get the fuck over here you fifer.
by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008
 
4.
Female pubic hair
by skidude23 November 04, 2009
 
6.
Arby's four for five deal. Four tempting roast beef sandwiches for only five bucks.
Drive thru lady: Wadda ya want?
Shawn: I'll take the fifer.
Drive thru lady: Come on around.
by hello world1 December 03, 2006
 
7.
An alternitave slang word for the G5 computer chips.
Dude, you just bought a fifer?
by Peter Stenland December 19, 2003