Better way of saying future wife, on account of fiance sounds gay and French.
My fife Lauren talks too much, but I'm gonna marry her anyway.
word of the day: January 03, 2006
A tool used among friends to retain possession of a certain seat. As the name suggest, fives only works for five minutes. After standing up from his chair, the person announces "fives", and then can freely do what he needed to, and when he returns no one is allowed to take his seat during his absence.
Powerful foe of, "you move your feet, you loose your seat."
Rudolf: I need to pee, fives.
==four minutes later==
Rudolf: Get your ass out of my seat.
Schwartz: No Way!
Rudolf: I called fives, schmuck.
Schwartz: ... arr, you got me this time.
The Kingdom of Fife; a region in the east of Scotland which contains various towns and villages such as Dunfermline, Kirkcaldy, Glenrothes, St Andrews, Cardenden, Cowdenbeath and more farms than you could ever need. Fife is most commonly referred to as a 'shitehole full of inbreds' by the rest of Scotland, most likely due to the fact there is an abundance of cheap council housing, which has made Fife an attractive location for those on low incomes and to those on the dole. This means Fife has been tinged with older generation weegies who cannot afford to live in Glasgow and have thus moved across to Fife, resulting in what seems like a poor imitation of Glasgow and an extremely high number of Rangers and Celtic 'fans'. If you were to walk through a park in Fife, at any night of the week you'd more than likely encounter a group of 14/15 year olds drinking '3 bombs' and shagging in the bushes. It is fairly common for children to leave school at 16 in Fife, either to get an apprenticeship or not uncommonly do a beauty therapy/hairdressing course at a local college. Despite all of this, the shit stain that Fife is known as has chundered out some notable success; Adam Smith, Andrew Carnegie, two professional football teams, the sport of golf and one of the most prestigious Universities in the world in St Andrews University. Those who come from Fife are known as Fifers and common words that appear in Fife conversations include; braw, eh, dinny, ken, mortal, pure, likes.more...
means you're a legend
that guy is a fucking fife man
"Fife" is a french-canadian insult. It is commonly used by most of the peoples from quebec and in english, fife is the synonym of the word "faggot".
It is a very impolite way to say that somebody is an homosexual. It can also be a normal way to insult anybody.
Arrête de m'pogner l'cul esti d'fife---->Stop touching my ass you fucking faggot.
Pourquoi t'a fait sa, t'es un calisse de fife---->Why did you do this, you are such a fucking retard
Vien t'battre esti d'fife---->Come fight you little fagg0t
A great place between Edinburgh and Dundee with nice beaches lots of fields and some golf courses (if your into that sort of thing) home to the worlds greatest football (soccer) team in the world bar none Raith Rovers F.C
wow im in Fife lets go play some golf then watch the rovers beat the crap into the pars a.k.a Dunfermline "shitty" athletic 250-0
call fives on a seat when u get up so mother fuckers cant steal it for 5 min.
yo bitch fool i called fives!
Slang to define ownership of property, or loot
As in, I've got my five on it (my hand).
Let me get five's on that dime bag of llello, son.